Jerms

A combination of the words 'jizz' and 'germs.'
"Dude, Anthony has way too many jerms in his hottub ever since that dank hoe Courtney went in there with him."
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Jerm

A common nickname typically for guys with the names Jeremy, Jermey, Jeremiah, Jeramie, etc.
Guy: "Hey have you talked to Jerm recently?"

Girl: "Oh Jeremy? He's already at the party!"
by Jerm_Stone March 01, 2009
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Jerm

The act of a male grinding or "dry humping" the lower back of his sexual partner with an accompanying vocalization "Uhhh Uhhh" for dramatic effect. Sometimes referenced as "The Jerm" similar to a dance move name like "The Robot" or "The Funky Chicken".

Jermed is referencing the act in past-tense. Jerming is referencing the act in present-tense.
While spooning, he gave her the Jerm as she slept but she woke up halfway through.
by AE76 January 06, 2021
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jerms

a friendly nickname for someone named Jeremy that no one named Jeremy likes.
Wayne: What's up, Jerms?
Jeremy: Stop calling me Jerms.
by oomingmak June 30, 2011
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Jerm

A man that will read off to you dictionary definitions of your problems, giving perfect moral support for when you need it
Man 1: Jerm, i can’t believe you’d say that
Jerm: well, you see, a joke is Reads out google definition
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Jerming

I'm Jerming out!
by Adtrjeremy July 17, 2017
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Jerm

a shady, slimy, loud-mouthed dude aged 18-30 who instantly is your friend...Irritating tag-a-long or "Instabuddy" who borders on psychotic. Ironically, first name usually starts with a 'J' like Jeramy, Jameson or Jamie, etc.
"every time I fly, I end up having a Jerm sit next to me" or "the hot new girl at work has like, seven Jerms already!"
by Manny Stiles June 13, 2006
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