jerk dick 

General purpose insult for someone who has an unpleasant demeanour, or is just bad to be around. Also good to describe someone you don't like too much.

'That guy was such a jerk dick...i hope his gayfire explodes on the ride home to his boyfriends' apartment'

'hey jerk dick, nice fucking boots!'

jerk dick by steel julian April 4, 2005

A dick jerk reaction 

When someone or something causes you to want to suddenly masterbate

Hey Ashley that dress your Wearing is giving me a dick jerk reaction.

Hey look at that chick over there she's so hot it's giving me a dick jerk reaction

A dick jerk reaction by MikeMyeaaaahbrahhh February 17, 2025

A dick jerk reaction 

When someone or something causes you to want to suddenly masterbate

Hey Ashley that dress your Wearing is giving me a dick jerk reaction.

Hey look at that chick over there she's so hot it's giving me a dick jerk reaction

A dick jerk reaction by MikeMyeaaaahbrahhh February 17, 2025

Jerk off your bf dick 

Just give you bf a Jerk off for a while On Dec 15-20 in the class room or in the bathroom does not matter to me

Let me jerk off your bf dick

Jerk off your bf dick by dick booyyyy December 15, 2021

Dick-hole Pickle Jerk 

The act of two guys having sex, and the position they're in is that the top one is fucking the bottom, while the top jerks them off. Unlike similar situations, where the bottom does some of the work to make them cum...the top does all the work in order to make both of them cum.

A typical practice of this is when the top not only continously jerks off the bottom, but cum deep in their ass as much as possible. Usually trying to sync up both for peak pleasure.

1: Hey honey, how do you wanna fuck tonight?
2: How about we do a dick-hole pickle jerk?
1: That sounds so hot...so who's the bottom?
2: You already know the answer...( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Dick-hole Pickle Jerk by WeegeeCool January 27, 2023

jerkdick 

A total asshole. Just another expression to put someone down. You can also call someone this when they piss you off.

1. Chris lost his job today because he pissed on the manager's desk. Chris is such a jerkdick.

2. Go 'F' yourself, you f'ing jerkdick.

jerkdick by CowPie January 18, 2004