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A person with a big dick. He is usually mixed. Can get anyone he wants but doesn't try. Athletic and is a all American. He is real and never switches up. Is dumb at times and can make peoples day. Is a trouble maker.

Damn Jerarde took my bitch again.

jerarde by Claudia Raines June 6, 2017

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jerard

Named after the god of fire, Jerard is a name normally used for boys who have large penises and who get pussy everyday. Also used as a replacement for "Mr. Steal Your Girl"

We named are son Jerard because he has a large penis and he always gets pussy.

jerard by Xavier Williams January 5, 2017

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Jerardo

A kind hearted fellow who has lots of intellectual power

jerardo is going to live forever

Jerardo by rob lurr September 24, 2018

Jerard

Is a normal name, nerd , loves to read, quiet boy, always sleeps late, short, pretty fine, and he loves to be pat by girls

Jerard is a nerdy bitch

Jerard by Mitsuki Kun June 11, 2021

Jerardy

The coolest person you can meet, he is a dare devil. Mr. Steal your girl some would say. Funniest person you could meet forsure. He is very caring . Coolest dog with da best tricks, the guys they were him, and the girls wish they were with him.

Jadiell - Jerardy is such a fag
Girl- your just jealous because he can pull girls unlike you

Jerardy by Coochiedestroyer79 November 22, 2021

Jerradee

A beautiful girl with a wide smile. She's very loyal and looks out for those around her. She's family based and would do anything to protect those she loves. She's lazy but when she's motivated she works very hard.

Jerradee is an awesome girl.

Jerradee by Unknownusernamez November 23, 2021

jeraldeen

Jeraldeen is an amazing girl. Everyone lights up when they see her, or even just hear her name.

She is the funniest girl in the world and never fails to make anyone feel good. Her laugh is definitely contagious. If there is a Jeraldeen in you life count yourself lucky.

I love Jeraldeen

jeraldeen by nutinmedaddy6969 January 5, 2024

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026