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jenyvette 

Jenyvette is the funniest girl you will ever meet. She'll have you laughing til' you can't breathe. She is the most beautiful woman, with curly hair and chocolate eyes. She has the best personality you could ask for. She's athletic, and smarter than she let's on. She can come off as slow at first, but soon you'll get to know how intelligent she is. She's the best girlfriend, wife, or best friend you could ask for.
Person: You got a girl?
Person: Nah, better. I got a Jenyvette.
jenyvette by yomommathecomma February 15, 2021
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Jennette McCurdy 

Actress and singer best known for her role as Sam Puckett on iCarly. Unlike her co-star counterpart that gets all the singing roles, she can actually sing and performs amazing acoustic songs, and doesn't come off as a complete annoyance when she acts. She's one of those rare case nick stars that will probably lead a successful career in either profession.

She's had lesser roles in other TV series, such as roles in Malcom in the Middle and Law and Order: SVU.
Lloyd: Yo George, Jennette McCurdy is coming to the studio to do some recordings. Got everything ready?

George: Nah, still cleaning up all the equipment from 2 days ago. This place was a mess, had almost every autotune and synthesizer we had in here.

Lloyd: Wow, it's taken you 2 days to--

George: Dude, remember? Miranda Cosgrove was recording.

Lloyd: Ah, right.
Jennette McCurdy by Mai Valentine December 14, 2010
KInda like the best person you will ever meet. She is extremely kind and beautiful and can make you laugh and feel loved even when you feel like absolute shit. SHe is one of those people that you can instantly form a bond with she will be the best person in your life. If you treat her right she will never leave you, but if you treat her like shit then you can expect the same.
-whos that amazing person over there? shes beautiful.
-thats jennette goof ass
Jennette by noobody2546 April 29, 2019

Jensetters 

The strongest fandom who is ready to fight for the majesty herself.
We are proud Jensetters, solo stans, Jennie Kim fans.
Jensetters by WhiskeyWineEyes March 3, 2021

Jenette McCurdy 

Co-star in the Nick show iCarly, should be the main actress but Miranda Cosgrove decided to be a bitch and take the position from her. Jenette is also a singer, and what differs from Miranda Cosgrove is that she doesn't need voice enhancement to make her voice sonud nice.
"Miranda Cosgrove is coming to the studio today"
"F***!! The voice enhancement machines are broken!!!"
"Why can't we get Jenette McCurdy???"
"Yeah, she should totally be the lead in iCarly and not the whiny bitch."
Jenette McCurdy by FredIsARubberDuck February 19, 2010
Is a gorgeous person, when she walks into the room everyone stops and stares at her. Great sense of style and can turn on any man, woman, or child with her combination of butt, boobs, and eyes.
Scene everyone is at a volleyball game, a girl enters, the game stops, audience turns their head and everyone gasp in aw of Jenette's beauty, especially Ryan.
Jenette by shimmychong May 3, 2011
"Dude, we better worship Supreme Ruler Jennette or she will go apocalyptic on our arses"
Jennette by murderdoll666 April 27, 2009