Jennyvette

A timeless icon that has appeared in the silver screen numerous times(Planet of the Apes).

A member of the Hominoidea superfamily of primates. Loves bananas. Extremely active. Extremely Noisy. Extremely annoying. Extremely Ugly.

Commonly found to be yakking up a storm. Loves to eat hence the obesity. Loves to go to concerts and act like a "concert queen".

Frequently falls for the male gender of the human species. Will NEVER mate due to her preference to mate outside her species.

Endangered Species. Soon to be extinct due to preferences in Males

"Did you see that girl? She must be a Jennyvette!"

"OMG That is a JEN!"

"OMG! That is a POTA!"

by Pat417 March 24, 2009

Jennyvette

Jennyvette

A timeless icon that has appeared in the silver screen numerous times(Planet of the Apes).

A member of the Hominoidea superfamily of primates. Loves bananas. Extremely active. Extremely Noisy. Extremely annoying. Extremely Ugly.

Commonly found to be yakking up a storm. Loves to eat hence the obesity. Loves to go to concerts and act like a "concert queen".

Frequently falls for the male gender of the human species. Will NEVER mate due to her preference to mate outside her species.

Endangered Species. Soon to be extinct due to preferences in Males

"Did you see that girl? She must be a Jennyvette!"

by jt0487 March 24, 2009

Jennette McCurdy

Actress and singer best known for her role as Sam Puckett on iCarly. Unlike her co-star counterpart that gets all the singing roles, she can actually sing and performs amazing acoustic songs, and doesn't come off as a complete annoyance when she acts. She's one of those rare case nick stars that will probably lead a successful career in either profession.

She's had lesser roles in other TV series, such as roles in Malcom in the Middle and Law and Order: SVU.

Lloyd: Yo George, Jennette McCurdy is coming to the studio to do some recordings. Got everything ready?

George: Nah, still cleaning up all the equipment from 2 days ago. This place was a mess, had almost every autotune and synthesizer we had in here.

Lloyd: Wow, it's taken you 2 days to--

George: Dude, remember? Miranda Cosgrove was recording.

Lloyd: Ah, right.

by Mai Valentine December 14, 2010

Jennette

KInda like the best person you will ever meet. She is extremely kind and beautiful and can make you laugh and feel loved even when you feel like absolute shit. SHe is one of those people that you can instantly form a bond with she will be the best person in your life. If you treat her right she will never leave you, but if you treat her like shit then you can expect the same.

-whos that amazing person over there? shes beautiful.
-thats jennette goof ass

by noobody2546 April 29, 2019

Jennette

Supreme ruler of the universe.

Pronounced JEN-ET

"Dude, we better worship Supreme Ruler Jennette or she will go apocalyptic on our arses"

by murderdoll666 April 27, 2009

Jennette

A very talkative, pretty, twisted young lady. Seems all reserved, shy and pure but she will bend you every which way but loose. Girl is a bat shit crazy sex freak!

Damn boy why are you walking like that?
I had a few drinks and got J-netted (Jennette) last night!

by Joedog68 April 5, 2013

Jennette McCurdy

American Teen Actress, Singer and Dancer. She is very pretty and has long blonde curly hair and deep blue eyes. She has starred in iCarly, Malcom In The middle, Zoey 101 and many more shows and films. She is 18 years old. She has had 2 singles and an album out and her voice is great. She works alongside Miranda Cosgrove on iCarly. There is controversy over which girl is the best, but that si wrong and should not be done. Jennette makes you want to live your entire life for music and acting. She makes you appreciate what you have, her song lyrics are amazing.

OMG! Did you see the enw iCarly episode? Jennette McCurdy was awesome in it!

by AnzoTheBananzo August 31, 2010