when you are at a friends house. you look behind you and see a penis. your friends penis. you gasp... but WAIT it gets better, then he begins to urinate
john smith: hey these are some nice photos on the wall *turns around and sees saidpenis*
john smith: Oh My GAw-
*Friend begins to urinate*
to preform this act is known as "jentzening"
to be a victim of this act is known as
being "jentzened"
A reallly tall girl that likes her men tall, fat and hairy. She loves to laugh and kicks some serious ass. Jagerbombs make her happy. In fact theres a new alcoholic drink coming out called "jentien" it goes down smooth but gives you a buzz like non-other
Man i was drinkin' dat Jentien shit last night... aint no party w/o Jentien there
A girl who surprises you with some new amazing quality each and every day. She's strikingly beautiful and probably the funniest girl you know. The coolest and most unique person ever. Getting her to laugh or smile is the most rewarding thing you can do. She's adorable and amazing balled up into one, and there will never be anyone like her. Everyone who really understands her realizes that they are in the company of a truly wonderful person and feels blessed. Jantzen makes you feel like the world is the great place it's supposed to be.
I didn't feel like life was all that great, then I got to know Jantzen.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.