when you are at a friends house. you look behind you and see a penis. your friends penis. you gasp... but WAIT it gets better, then he begins to urinate
john smith: hey these are some nice photos on the wall *turns around and sees saidpenis*
john smith: Oh My GAw-
*Friend begins to urinate*
to preform this act is known as "jentzening"
to be a victim of this act is known as
being "jentzened"
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.