jemaima
Jemaima is an amazing friend, a great listener, and has the best sense of humor. She’s very pretty, and talented. Always has straight A’s. Always has money.
jemaima by pattywitdafatty November 22, 2021
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Jemimah
One of the weirdest/funniest girls EVER! She always cares about your feelings and will not stop until she makes you happy. Sometimes you get mad at her but can not stay mad for long. Not afraid of ANYONE and will always fight for a friend. Whenever you're down she's the first to make you feel better. Has amazing sense of humor and very relateable. Very unique and doesn't care that she isn't "normal".
Jemimah by Snickers1123 May 11, 2018
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Uncle Jemima
Uncle Jemima is a crazy old fool who just wants to make liquor and show that there's more to this world than just making pancakes.
Uncle Jemima's Down Home Mash Liquor
'More fun than Pancakes!'
Uncle Jemima's Down Home Mash Liquor
'More fun than Pancakes!'
Uncle Jemima: Let me ask you a question: you like drinking? Well, you like drinking - who the hell don't? Well if you're like me, then you like to get bit just as fast as possible. That's why I'm proud to introduce to you...Uncle Jemima's Pure Mash Liquor. I'm Uncle Jemima! You probably know my wife, Aunt Jemima, the pancake lady! Now she says that selling booze is degrading to our people. I always say that black folk ain't exactly swellin' up with pride on the count of you flippin' flapjack. Ain't I right Sammy?
Sammy: Listen don't get me in this mess.
Then she say "why booze?" I say "Sell what you know, and I know about booze!" Uncle Jemima's Pure Mash Liquor has a 95% alcohol content - and that's per volume!
What the hell does that mean?
That means you get f***ed up for less money! Hook a brother up! Buy some of my pure mash liquor and let's show that old bitch that there's more to this world than just making pancake!
Aunt Jemima: Pancakes is ready!
Uncle Jemima: Oh you shut up woman! You're not gonna ruin this for me!
Sammy: What you swattin' at?
Sammy: Listen don't get me in this mess.
Then she say "why booze?" I say "Sell what you know, and I know about booze!" Uncle Jemima's Pure Mash Liquor has a 95% alcohol content - and that's per volume!
What the hell does that mean?
That means you get f***ed up for less money! Hook a brother up! Buy some of my pure mash liquor and let's show that old bitch that there's more to this world than just making pancake!
Aunt Jemima: Pancakes is ready!
Uncle Jemima: Oh you shut up woman! You're not gonna ruin this for me!
Sammy: What you swattin' at?
Uncle Jemima by rremundo July 7, 2006
Jemima
Jemima is probably one of the sweetest people you will ever meet. She's full of energy and never fails to make you smile. She is incredibly kind and thoughtful. All she wants it for those close to her, to be happy.
Jemima by The man in the alien costume June 24, 2020
Jemima
A very cute and mesmerizing girl. Being beside her will increase your heart rate by at least 10 times but don't worry,you wouldn't get a heart attack. Instead ,you will love her with each spend with her.Your eyes will only be on her and she will always be your dreamworld throughout the whole of your lifespan.
Jemima
A jemima is one of the most amazing gorgeous people you will ever meet, although sometimes she can be annoying you will never want to loose her. A jemima is always loyal and always got your back. At first jemima is a shy girl but once she warms up to you, you will never be able to shut her up! Jemima is unique and petite although she will put up a good fight when she wants too. Jemima isn’t always very good at sticking up for herself or very good at comebacks but has so many good qualities. Jemima has a strong love for animals but won’t touch a spider. A jemima will always make you laugh or smile and will always cheer you up if your in a bad mood, jemima is very self conscious and always thinks bad if herself but is actually beautiful, jemima is always loyal and always does things to make another person happy, and always puts others first. Jemima may not have the best taste in boys but soon realizes, so if you have met a jemima don’t let hem go because they might not come back.
Person 1: Have you met jemima yet?
Person 2: no but I heard she was pretty
Person 1: yeah she is, and such a laugh!
Person 2: don’t loose her it’s not every day you find a jemima.
Person 2: no but I heard she was pretty
Person 1: yeah she is, and such a laugh!
Person 2: don’t loose her it’s not every day you find a jemima.
Jemima by Shitbantsssss12234 October 4, 2019
Jemimah
Meaning: Dove, Little Dove, Bird of peace or the bird of a new beginning, bright as day.
Jemimah’s are the most beautiful women in the land.
They are excited by change, adventure, and excitement. They are dynamic, visionary and versatile, able to make constructive use of freedom. They fight being restricted by rules and conventions. They tend to be optimistic, energetic, intelligent, sociable, spontaneous, humorous and make friends easily. They may be changeable, restless, untidy, and rebellious.
Jemimah’s are unique, in every good way, there’s no one else quite like a Jemimah!
Jemimah’s are the most beautiful women in the land.
They are excited by change, adventure, and excitement. They are dynamic, visionary and versatile, able to make constructive use of freedom. They fight being restricted by rules and conventions. They tend to be optimistic, energetic, intelligent, sociable, spontaneous, humorous and make friends easily. They may be changeable, restless, untidy, and rebellious.
Jemimah’s are unique, in every good way, there’s no one else quite like a Jemimah!
Like a dove, Jemimah’s believe they can ‘fly’ and hence are free to do whatever pleases them with tranquility.
Jemimah by fadedpoppy February 3, 2010
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