jelpousy

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A pussy that is envious of a better pussy

Pussy 1: "Urgh she's prettier and pinker than me!"

Pussy 2: "Why is she talking to me!?"

Pussy 3: "Ignore her, she's just jelpousy."

jelpousy by Poosaytiaght November 1, 2023

Words you can keep

jersey jelousy

A desire to hate on New Jersey due to a burning feeling of inadaquacy stemming from not living in New Jersey.

In a classic case of jersey jelousy the Pittsburg resident called New Jersey the armpit of the country.

jersey jelousy by Jersey Ed October 10, 2007

Related Words

jelpousy • jelousy • jelousyness • jersey jelousy

jelousyness

Noun; Being so jealous you could do something extreme.

I want to cry because of my jelousyness of her body.

jelousyness by Mainnigga January 23, 2012

jelousy

being upset over what others have

EXAMPLE: i was at recess one day and my bf was playing tag with me and some other kids. my bestie was it and keep in mind shes the most popular girl in the class. she tagged my bf and i didnt really mind. until he tagged me so i tagged my bestie and then she started to flirt with my bf and tag him only. so i got mad and told her and she stormed off like nothing ever happened. i was jelous in this situation bc i wanted to be her. i wanted to be chased after by the hottest guy literaly ever. so yeah. dont get jelous! :)

jelousy is a disease. get well soon❤️

jelousy by queen chara May 10, 2022

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026