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jello ass 

(n.) A large and attractive set of female buttocks, characterized by much wobbling and jiggling, particularly when observed walking away from the viewer.
Person 1: "Coco Austin, wife of Ice-T, has a superb jello ass!"

Person 2: "Of course she does! What planet have you been living on?"
jello ass by Duck-Molester November 28, 2012
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peach jello ass 

A girls ass that's so awesome, you pack it with peach jello and suck it out at body temperature.
Man, look at those jeans, she's got a peach jello ass!
peach jello ass by georgyboy April 8, 2009

jelly ass nigga

A soft boy/Girl that’s all talk And not bout no action
Nigga he/she jelly asf

Ciara A jelly ass bitch
Jordan a jelly ass nigga
jelly ass nigga by Kolbe11 April 23, 2018

jellow ass 

A large and attractive set of female cheeks, characterized by much wobbling and jiggling, while fucking from the back anal style
her jellow ass felt so good on my body while fucking her
jellow ass by natthepussycat February 9, 2021

jellow ass 

A large and attractive set of female asscheeks, characterized by much wobbling and jiggling, particularly having sex
her jellow ass felt so good on my face.
jellow ass by natthepussycat February 9, 2021

Ass jelly 

Of, or related to diarrhea; Found in between the butt cheeks of a person dealing with diarrhea. Caused by lack of wiping.
I've had the runs all week, and I think I've got mad ass jelly.
Ass jelly by Johan McTrumpet November 16, 2003

Peanut Butter Jelly and Ass Sandwich 

Putting peanut butter and jelly inside your or your partner's ass. Then eating all of it out of your or they're ass.
How about a Peanut Butter Jelly and Ass Sandwich for dinner?
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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