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Jear desus 

A frase used by Brandon Faris. It is hard for autocorrect to not change jear to hear or near.
Jear desus! That lamp hasn't been knocked over today...
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Jelaine is a very unique name, she's a kind of person who will accept you for who you are, she is also very friendly, independent, beautiful, brave, trustworthy, loyal, stong, and loveable, but sometimes she's can be a person you could never expect it to be she has a personality that can make your life's a living hell, she can manipulate you without noticing it, she's nice to a friend but a devil to a enemy, she also has a very difficult emotion and personality but she's also fun to hang out with, she have a lots of great friends, and she is also great at finding he's pain with her smile

Inshort jelaine is a very unique and pure you'll might meet a jelaine like her once in a life time, she is a very important person so you need to keep her:)
Woahh that girl is HoHo-HOTT🔥 it must be a jelaine

Wow! You have a friend named jelaine
Jelaine by Cutieesenpaiii June 8, 2021
This is for all the Jelani’s across the world....We experience embarrassment and aren’t comedians but stand up or stand out from the ones who conform and be like everyone else, our name means mighty in reality. Which is possibly why life is always throwing more rocks and blockades upon us when our feet are already planted into the ground. So don’t let anyone tell you can’t do shit I know I know times get rough and you may hate your name and become a stranger to the world and forget who you are, but stay connected to your true self have self love before any bitch catches ya balls at home plate ya feel me. Now be strong mighty mice the ride ain’t over, and trust me all those females who were looking at you will be throwing there panties once you realize your power. One time for the one time for the Jelani’s across the world
Jelani “We are survivors and can overcome anything, Mighty Mouse”
Jelani by knownbeef March 24, 2021

JELANI KING 

Men that are irresistible to women. These men usually end up in relationships with multiple women that are happily aware of the other women. Usually the JELANI KING and the women all live in the same home. The women in a JELANI KING's life understand that it takes more than one woman to keep a JELANI KING happy, and that the JELANI KING has the ability to keep all of his women happy.
YOU LOVE THAT JELANI KING BECAUSE HE KNOWS HOW TO MAKE YOU WEAK IN THE KNEES.
One of the most smartest people living. Is usually colorblind. Gets a girlfriend near christmas and usually stays with his girlfriend (A) until college and beyond. One of the bestest friends to talk about with girl and guy problems. Can always try to make people better. Make friends feel more appreciated. He is sometimes full of fun and sometimes full or care. He is a great friend to keep.
Jemar is a perfect guy for her.
Jemar by blueberrimacarons April 15, 2014

Jear Desus 

A phrase used by Brandon Farris and commonly adopted by the Dooders.
Jear Desus Kelly has fainted again.
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.

Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
Glippy by Wild Stoner Appears December 14, 2025
Word of the Day on October 16, 2026

fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026

pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026
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