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Narcissistic ass nigga

Thinks he knows every damn thing

But he ain’t shit

He’s a manipulative asswhipe
A user

And a fucking mamas boy

Stay Away from Jejuan’s
Jejuan’s a fat fart
Jejuan by Pookiedoomie November 28, 2018
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jejuan brown 

one who can ball one's face off
dude, i was down at the playground and jejuan brown shook me up good.
A ambitious man who lives through luxury, One who motivates others to be successful consistently.
I leaned from my mistakes, and now I am a teacher. I am a Jajuan
Jajuan by Gawdson June 6, 2019
a part of the small intestine that if comes in contact with a small blow, will make you throw chunks
dont make me hit you in the jejunum
jejunum by izmenameander February 26, 2009
Sales driving machine!!!

The human version of a honey badger.
The dynasty crusher.
The elite slayer.

The swag killer.

Hunts honey badgers even though he is the human version of one.

The giant demolisher.

Money Mesa destroyer.

Jojuan is as close to a god as a human could be.
I wish I was Jojuan.
Jojuan by TheMafia December 12, 2012
Slang for shy and sexy man. Jajuan is a name for a beautiful face soul and body. Someone of this name is easy to fall in love with, whose inner beauty is incredible and charished by ones true soul mate. People of this name normally have the zodiac sign cancer and will fall for an aquarious.
Example: Jajuan is a sexy dork
Jajuan by name definer 420 October 16, 2012
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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