jeifh
jeifh by ThatOneWithThePhoebe July 23, 2017
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jeifh • jeif • Jeighlyn • Jeightlin • jeisha • Jeffhilling • JeffHindla • jeffhole • jefhalo • jefhara
jeish
*Two 9th graders in a car together with one of their moms driving them*
“Linn, did you bring the jeish?”
“Linn, did you bring the jeish?”
jeish by JewishGrandpa July 18, 2019
jeisha
Jeisha is independent a hardworker will take you breath away instantly will be there for you in a heartbeat no questions ask always looking for the right men to come and cuff her right away she makes friends really fast she's mostly popular always dressing and looking great and slayin everyday she does get her friendship taken for granted but a jeisha will always come right back up and let no one disrespect her and whoever is close too her get you a jeisha and never let her go
jeisha by Sarah ( Lucky Charm ) July 5, 2018
JeffHindla
An extremely powerful and horny man with an unholy and otherworldly energy. Causes modest radiation damage to nearby wildlife within 2.76 nautical miles. Should be feared and confrontation would result in infatuation and in rare cases, death. Has been on the FBI most wanted list in Puerto Rico between 2006-2009. Has been quoted by John Madden as “... he’s Herculean... he... fucked my wife” ~John Madden on JeffHindla fucking his wife. The bottom line is JeffHindla is the almighty force that holds the fibres of this mere universe together.
JeffHindla by Olgabot September 5, 2019
jeifred
jeifred by Micah leggussy March 10, 2023
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