Jehovahish

A person who is a Jehovah witness that is strict with there morals as a Jehovah witness or take the religion seriously

When I was a kid I didn’t want to hang with this Jehovah witness kid because he was too Jehovahish even though I was raised around the religion I didn’t want to hang with the too Jehovahish people. I’ll rather hang with the people at school or loose in the Jehovah witness religion.

My sister had to stop hanging around this girl because she was too Jehovahish she’ll sing kingdom songs randomly while hanging with her.

I went to this person house that was a Jehovah witness they turned off and skipped videos and music that sounded “ungodly” to their belief. it was hella boring it thought the “ungodly” songs they skipped was lit

by Jehovah witnesses March 4, 2025

Jehovahs Witnesses

A Christian Religious group who preach to people by knocking on doors.

Yes they might be annoying, but they believe they are helping people, so give them a break. If you ask them not to call ever again they wont, thats all it takes.

I know some and they are lovely people, and the horrible things people say about them hurt, needlessly.

I havent been brainwashed and im not deluded, im just not disrespectful to people or beliefs i dont know about.

Some Jehovahs Witnesses called and sounded interesting so I started a bible study with them.

by RandomMe September 16, 2009

jehovahs witnesses

jehovahs witnesses- beliefs-jesus came to earth to offer his life up as a ransom sacrifice to free us from sin and death.at armagedon all the wicked will be destroyed. on judgement day(1000 years) there will be a resurection of righteous and unrighteous, the earth will be broughtback to a paradise like state, humans will grow to perfection and live forever, and only 144000 will go to heaven and rule with jesus. Basically they live their lives by the bible and try to do everything by bible standards- they dont smoke swear get drunk etc simply because the bible says not to. they go witnessing door to door because jesus said it would have to be done just as he did, and because of thee preaching work they would be persecuted.they want to let people know about the end of this system of things and gods kingdom because they are compelled by love.

i am one of jehovahs witnesses im a teen but i know its the truth, not just because my parents believe and have told me it is-but because i can see it myself. all you have to do is read the bible-put 2 and 2 together- and see that they are doing everything the bible says(well except the stuff that doesnt apply because it was only for the israelites to do etc) its a shame they are hated because they are lovely people, but hey, jesus said it would happen-cause it happened to him-and he was gods son!

Person 1-yeah,im studying with jehovahs witnesses.
Person 2-cool.

by dunno:) January 7, 2010

jehovahs witness

people who have wrong beliefs about everything its actually laughable how dumb their religion is its a sinful cult but are good kissers and good at tetris

jehovahs witnesses confuse society stay away

by blueberrychapstickruinedmylife October 24, 2017

Jehovahs Witnesses

A Christian religion that do not waver from the teachings of the bible. They do not allow homosexual priests to teach their children they do not allow celebrations of pagan festivities. They are the only religion that use gods name and do not disrespect him by calling him lord.He has a name.

Jehovahs Witnesses

by shaylove69 July 9, 2011

Jehovahslut

A practicing Jehovah Witness that, even though a minor, still dates, drinks, smokes and screws anything they want.

Can be male or female.
Usually female.

She wont get with him. She's a Jehovah Witness.
No, she will. She's a Jehovahslut.

by slightlysevere February 24, 2011

jehovahs witness

A group of people that study the bible. Not to be mistaken for a cult because they have the choice to leave whenever they want to. They make a habit of spending at least an hour every week going door to door and preaching. There prophesying may have been wrong in the past but they are genuinely nice people. They were also persecuted during the holocaust along with the Jews and Roma. They do in fact encourage their members to pursue post secondary education. Their people make the best husbands and wives out there.

'Yo guy, just talked to a jehovahs witness for kicks'

'why'

' No reason. He was surprisingly nice.'

by Scaramouch October 26, 2011