Jebbend

An insult for someone who is a bit thick/stupid/idiotic when they act like a 'bellend'.

Also can be used when the word 'bellend' seems a bit harsh.

Steve: I was on the train earlier and this baby wouldn't stop crying! So I punched it in the face.

Barry: Oh steve, you complete and utter Jebbend.

by Dan2shambles April 29, 2009

Jebbend

Jebbend, is an alternative term for bellend. Often used when one is too high to coherently communicate the world bellend, or when one wishes to cause minimal offense with the term.

"Haha... look at that... look at that jebbend!"

"You my friend are a jebbend."

"I think I hurt my jebbend last night."

by Caleb Pile November 8, 2007

jebbend

the forskin of the penis
creator- Fraser Wills

dude i have something stuck in my jebbend

by cab and fop May 30, 2008

Jebbed Bush

When your bush gets caught in your pants on the zip up.

"I was in such a rush to finish pissing that I ended up with a Jebbed Bush, and it took 10 minutes to un Jeb my Bush

by BigHero69 February 21, 2015

jebend

1) The head of a penis (otherwise known as the "bellend")
2) The final remains of a cigarette / joint.

1) My jebend is aching like hell.
2) Let's get a squitzy on your jebend!

by WalnutSack April 26, 2006

Jebend

Another word to describe the head of the penis.

I beg of you please let me slurp the hot and steamy cum of your 'oh' so salty Jebend

by Michale April 8, 2006

jebbed out

Being tired out. Having low energy. In reference to the 2016 presidential Republican candidate Jeb Bush who through his campaign displayed very low levels of energy.

I don't think I'll be able to finish this assignment on time. I'm so jebbed out, I just want to sleep all day.

by Alberambe August 28, 2016