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An insult for someone who is a bit thick/stupid/idiotic when they act like a 'bellend'.

Also can be used when the word 'bellend' seems a bit harsh.
Steve: I was on the train earlier and this baby wouldn't stop crying! So I punched it in the face.

Barry: Oh steve, you complete and utter Jebbend.
Jebbend by Dan2shambles April 29, 2009
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Jebbend, is an alternative term for bellend. Often used when one is too high to coherently communicate the world bellend, or when one wishes to cause minimal offense with the term.
"Haha... look at that... look at that jebbend!"

"You my friend are a jebbend."

"I think I hurt my jebbend last night."
Jebbend by Caleb Pile November 8, 2007
the forskin of the penis
creator- Fraser Wills
dude i have something stuck in my jebbend
jebbend by cab and fop May 30, 2008

Jebbed Bush

When your bush gets caught in your pants on the zip up.
"I was in such a rush to finish pissing that I ended up with a Jebbed Bush, and it took 10 minutes to un Jeb my Bush
Jebbed Bush by BigHero69 February 21, 2015
1) The head of a penis (otherwise known as the "bellend")
2) The final remains of a cigarette / joint.
1) My jebend is aching like hell.
2) Let's get a squitzy on your jebend!
jebend by WalnutSack April 26, 2006
Another word to describe the head of the penis.
I beg of you please let me slurp the hot and steamy cum of your 'oh' so salty Jebend
Jebend by Michale April 8, 2006

jebbed out 

Being tired out. Having low energy. In reference to the 2016 presidential Republican candidate Jeb Bush who through his campaign displayed very low levels of energy.
I don't think I'll be able to finish this assignment on time. I'm so jebbed out, I just want to sleep all day.
jebbed out by Alberambe August 28, 2016
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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