Definitions by Jzahandler

Rizo 

When you are a little girl but you try to play with real men and end up getting your jaw ran raw trying to be tall and have your identity confiscated by a master gamer.

I forget the dude’s name but I do remember him doing a rizo at the end of the most important game of all time.

Rizo by Jzahandler January 1, 2023

jbizzle fizzle 

When you’re attempting to ejaculate on the toilet of a man that controls the controller, and you are spotted so you double down on being a complete dumb fuck ass.

I almost thought we were coming but that jbizzle fizzle really screwed our plans around.

jbizzle fizzle by Jzahandler December 31, 2022