jazzy jazz

1.) a "crunk" being that originates in an urban settlement and draws fellow people to celebrate and party around this person

2.)always has some sort of bottle in hand and takes pictures to post on a social networking site.

The group of dallas pedestrians left their plans for the night just to celebrate with jazzy jazz

jazzy jazz by kamakazepilot December 7, 2009

jizzy jazz 

Any musical line, chord progression, or beat that gives the listener the sudden urge to ejaculate everywhere

“Did you hear what Drake just dropped? That shit is some jizzy jazz!”

jizzy jazz by Musicmajor69 November 11, 2018

Ass Jazz 

Slang term for a fart or farting.
A subgenre of jazz that combines improvisation and the expression of shit-flavored air.

They were blown away by the ass jazz concert!

Ass Jazz by the definition circuit February 27, 2021

Ya like jazz? 

1#pick up line of the century

Hey Ya like jazz?

Ya like jazz? by Turn_off_safe_search_sonic_69 June 19, 2020

Jacuzzi Jazz 

A category of easy listening or smooth jazz music that as soon as it is played, the sparkle in ones eyes lights up, (because they know it’s about ( to get steamy). At this same moment, simultaneously, a Jacuzzi is turned on to heat up.

Wine 🍷 is a major part of this music genera, and so is (hot sex) in a jacuzzi! Women can’t resist because 1. They are getting to go in a hot tub and get naked. 2. Because there is wine. 3. Because they know they will be getting sexed up and taking dick in a steamy romance novel style jacuzzi fuck fest. Irresistible set up gentleman use it to your advantage.

Thornton Winery and Humphries at the Bay are venues you might catch jacuzzi jazz cat bands like these playing at.
(Fourplay, The Rippingtons, Rick Braun, Norman Brown)

It never fails, as soon as I opened some wine , and put some jacuzzi jazz on, my good girl date went from uptight prudish, to dripping wet and unlacing my swim trunks and looking at me like I was Fabio!

My Gf was demanding Lana Del Ray, be played while we were in the Jacuzzi, and I Informed her that would surely guarantee me drowning myself while she scrolled T.U.M.B.L.R. being a disconnected bitch. So I popped on some Jacuzzi Jazz and stuffed her with my hard Salami till she couldn’t even walk from the Girthquake she received.

Jacuzzi Jazz by GIRTHQUAKE72 December 23, 2019

goof jazz pop 

Jazz with mainstream pop and excruciatingly bad singing as a medium of communication

My brother is a Jazz Snob but I prefer Goof Jazz Pop because I prefer some terrible singing over the fantastic musicians

goof jazz pop by shiva-archetypes October 24, 2022

Ya like jazz? 

Famous words by Barry B. Benson, asking if someone likes jazz as a conversation starter.

The Bee Movie.

Barry - "Gotta say something"
Barry - (Thinking)
Barry - "Ya like jazz?"
*Woman gaps*
*Plates fall*

Ya like jazz? by MailBackwards October 26, 2017