jazz pants

noun: Large, billowy, MC Hammer-esque pants with stirrups. The stirrups are essential to contain all that jazz.

"Check out those jazz pants. He's a hep cat."
"Yeah man, those are hip. *snaps*"

jazz pants by Kara P December 14, 2008

Pants Jazz

Pants jazz is when you rip fart after fart in your pants.....which creates a music tone....

Got a little pants jazz for ya...hope it don't stink...

Pants Jazz by Nycman June 13, 2014

SpunksBob Jizzpants 

Instead of cum on a cracker, but on a sponge. You and your friends jerk off onto a sponge and last one to ejaculate, gets the spunk drenched sponge wrung into their mouth.

Me and the bros did a SpunksBob JizzPants lol, Jason was the unlucky one.

SpunksBob Jizzpants by lancasterlool February 5, 2020

jizzpants 

One who jizzes in his pants before he gets them off.

"Man that Aaron guy jizzed his pants so quick, we're gonna call him jizzpants."

jizzpants by IRON COCKLES February 16, 2010