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Jayzani's one of the funniest guys you'll ever meet. Always makes perverted jokes, but not a pervert. Loves anime and is a really good friend, even though it doesn't look like it. If you ever meet a Jayzani don't lose them because most people do. Also he wins over the ladies, but he tends to lose them rather quickly.
"Wow, can you believe the joke that Jayzani just told?"
jayzani by WoonieLoser October 14, 2018
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jaylanie 

Jaylanie is the name of a girl who would never bring someone down. She will always be there for someone who really needs it! She is a nice, beautiful, and courageous girl! A Jaylanie might get anoyyed sometimes about some things but that doesn't affect the relationship she has with someone! She has so much love and care for every one including people she has never known before.
I want to be a Jaylanie one day!
jaylanie by cacu March 15, 2017
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A stunning woman with a lot of wisdom and is very intelligent. She is also one of the most beautiful women on the outside and inside, you can't deny to have fallen for her.
"Damn lad Jayani was the best chick I have ever met! She's so hot and smart she turned me on!"
Jayani by Mystique August 9, 2015
The best person in the world that everybody loves
“Omg that Jaylani girl is so cute I love her
jaylani by Never June 10, 2017
Jaynaia is the best friend you ever could have she can make you smile she can make you giggle into your booty falls off and she will always be by your side . She can be you best friend or she can be you enemy . But she will always be mya dukes best friend
Jayania is just the best friend some one could make
Jayania by myasocool July 18, 2018

jaazania 

Jaazanias probably one of the coolest girls that will ever come into your life she's beautiful graceful funny caring loving and à while bunch of other stuff lol she's always happy unless a guy makes her dad she falls too easy for guys and gets hurt a lot but will always be there for you you'd be blessed to have her in your life so make sure you appreciate her
"Whoa I wish Jaazania was my friend"
"Ya me too"
jaazania by netflixislifelol February 6, 2015
Jaymani is funny and cool and will always make you laugh. Jaymani will always check up on you to see if your ok and always supports you no matter what happens. Jaymani is a kind,smart,funny,supportive and loving person.
Jaymani loves soccer and is really funny in many different ways.
jaymani by ggreogry4 March 17, 2018
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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