Javelined

When you put your mouth over a guys penis when he is soft, as if you are deep-throating, and then wait for him to get hard and he pelvic thrusts with a force greater or equal to the eruption of Mt. Vesuvius, impaling ones throat.

Alternatively,

When you force a person's mouth over your penis when it's soft and you become hard thus causing them to gag and tearing their throat lining causing a series of recurring hospital visits.

Did you hear Ron javelined Katie this weekend?

Bill would love to javelin Tim in bed but Tim isn't into it.

Sam wants to be javelined but they are waiting for someone special.

A Javelin can be a welcome surprise or not.

by Squeege in the eye November 25, 2020

jakeline

Jakeline a kind hearted girl. Can be rude at times. But she will always come back to you. She's very considerate about others feelings. She cares how her friends and close ones feel. Her emotions are funny kind and intelligent. When you need help she will be there.

Hey jakeline can you help me with this.

Sure I can

by anonymous September 24, 2020

Bum Javelin

Another word for a Penis, when used for anal sex. It can also be used as another word for a Butt plug, dildo or any other object used for anal pleasure or pain!

It can also be used as a insult, when talking about someone who is a pain in the arse.

My girlfrind loves anal sex! It must be down to the way I use my Bum Javelin!

James is such a Bum Javelin! He does my head in!

Becky loves using her collection of Bum Javelins! She is obsessed!

by Lukeg83 February 3, 2009

meaty javelin

Verb intransitive, a mans rod/member another term for a male penis or cock.

"oh yea boy .. she was riding my meaty javelin last nite"

by Hordriss May 10, 2006

Ultimate Beer Javelin

A complex sport only to be entered by the greatest males, as part of the beer olympics. Javelinists beging the routine by sourcing a broom of between 1 and 1.5 metres in length. Then javelinists strike the brush end of the broom onto the ground three times, before completing an imminent 540 degree turn and finally unleashing the javelin whilst holding a beer in the javelinist's non-dominant hand. Any spillage of beer is viewed as bulk disrespect to the beer God - and thus the javelinist is disqualified. Otherwise the broom that attains the greatest horizontal trajectory is declared the winner.

Last night, my mate Bails thought he had set a new World Record (WR) in Ultimate Beer Javelin, but because he spilt part of his beer he was disqualified and I was crowned the Ultimate Beer Javelin Champion.

by Straya_Slang February 8, 2012

MW2 Javelin Noob

The MW2 Javelin Noob. A noob that takes out the javelin in the begining of the game and randomly locks on to a target, usually getting 3 kills due to the facts that the other team moves together. It is also known as the "camper killer". You can love it, or you can hate it, either way you can kick some true ass with it.

MW2 JAVELIN NOOB: "OMFG I SEE A LOCK ON, TIME TO PWN"

Several other players: You hear that?

Random Noob: Nope nope nope -retarded laugh-

-rocket comes in and kills 4 people-

MW2 JAVELIN NOOB: LOLOLOLOLOL GF SONS.

by PTRS Noob December 7, 2009

jaeline

A very uncommon name. Usually spelled Jailene or Jaylene. A Jaeline is a very sweet girl. She likes to have fun and mess around. She is easy to talk to and easy to get along with. She can be complicated at times but besides that she is one of the most amazing girls you will ever meet. When she is in a relationship she is faithful and loyal. Dont break her heart because you will highly regret that. She never will never forget you for doing that. She also never forgets anything. A Jaeline is always prepared. She is always ready to do what she needs to do.

" Jaeline is such a wonderful girl but she is hard at first."

by Chubby Kid Down The Street October 31, 2013