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To be intoxicated/ Under the influence of painkillers/ narcotics. Specificly percocets
-(Sketchy guy #1) Yo mane, I got some percocets if you need any
(Sketchy guy #2) Bet, im trying to smoke a blunt and get jainted
-I hate that I have to spend $35 on a perc just to get jainted
-You have to go through so much sketchy shit just to get jainted.

-Yo, I just got my script, Lets get jainted!
-Lets get jainted and go to McDonalds
-I love having sex when I am hella jainted
Jainted by J Hos December 1, 2014
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Term appearing in A. Bester's novel 'The Stars My Destination', indicating the act of teleportation of oneself by mere use of willpower.

Also as verb:

Jaunting is the ability to teleport oneself, unaided, by a simple expression of will. The only requirements are that you know where you are and can visualize where you are going.
"The orderly disappeared as he jaunted to a supply cabin, and reappeared alongside the tank five seconds later."
Jaunte by erebor April 5, 2013
(jhun-ted)- adjective
1. Implies that a person is blitzed. Usually describes a person that has smoked a blunt of hydro and looses all ability to function.

2. Being drunk to the point of loosing consiousness, pertaining to alcohol.
1. Josie was junted off her ass after John spent the evening with her.

2. This Everclear might've been a bad idea, we're gonna get junted.
junted by hellodoggie March 25, 2009
Being in a state of raging intoxication while partying. Wasted, shitfaced, crunk.
I was straight junted last night

Get Junted
junted by junt07 February 3, 2009
Jauneday is basically another way to say that it is Sunday ,this comes from the RWBY fandom and the jaune meme.
person 1: ITS JAUNEDAY
person 2:oh finally
Jauneday by Skl8888 November 1, 2020
The baddest queen on the planet. Jaunté got the combo deal; beautiful inside & out, has the tight grip with the mac and cheese and has a heart of gold.
You thought you heard mac and cheese being made but it’s just Jaunté.
jaunté by BussDownBarbiana November 23, 2021
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
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