jaunted
jaunted by visibleinterlude May 24, 2023
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Jainted
-(Sketchy guy #1) Yo mane, I got some percocets if you need any
(Sketchy guy #2) Bet, im trying to smoke a blunt and get jainted
-I hate that I have to spend $35 on a perc just to get jainted
-You have to go through so much sketchy shit just to get jainted.
-Yo, I just got my script, Lets get jainted!
-Lets get jainted and go to McDonalds
-I love having sex when I am hella jainted
(Sketchy guy #2) Bet, im trying to smoke a blunt and get jainted
-I hate that I have to spend $35 on a perc just to get jainted
-You have to go through so much sketchy shit just to get jainted.
-Yo, I just got my script, Lets get jainted!
-Lets get jainted and go to McDonalds
-I love having sex when I am hella jainted
Jaunte
Term appearing in A. Bester's novel 'The Stars My Destination', indicating the act of teleportation of oneself by mere use of willpower.
Also as verb:
Jaunting is the ability to teleport oneself, unaided, by a simple expression of will. The only requirements are that you know where you are and can visualize where you are going.
Also as verb:
Jaunting is the ability to teleport oneself, unaided, by a simple expression of will. The only requirements are that you know where you are and can visualize where you are going.
junted
(jhun-ted)- adjective
1. Implies that a person is blitzed. Usually describes a person that has smoked a blunt of hydro and looses all ability to function.
2. Being drunk to the point of loosing consiousness, pertaining to alcohol.
1. Implies that a person is blitzed. Usually describes a person that has smoked a blunt of hydro and looses all ability to function.
2. Being drunk to the point of loosing consiousness, pertaining to alcohol.
1. Josie was junted off her ass after John spent the evening with her.
2. This Everclear might've been a bad idea, we're gonna get junted.
2. This Everclear might've been a bad idea, we're gonna get junted.
junted by hellodoggie March 25, 2009
junted
jaunté
The baddest queen on the planet. Jaunté got the combo deal; beautiful inside & out, has the tight grip with the mac and cheese and has a heart of gold.
jaunté by BussDownBarbiana November 23, 2021
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