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jarhibble 

A 'pataphysical term used to describe the effects of, or rather the vacuum left by, a juxtapositronic malconceptualienation upon its metacultural egress from a subtransgressive post-populistic societal discharge, "in tibia mori" as opposed to "a priori deii".
BAMPSON : "Smenderpine! I think i'm experiencing the effects of, or rather the vacuum left by, a juxtapositronic malconceptualienation upon its metacultural egress from a subtransgressive post-populistic societal discharge"
SMENDERPINE: "In tibia mori?"
BAMPSON: "Yeah"
SMENDERPINE: "oh, you mean jarhibble"
jarhibble by YOU HAVE BEEN SPLEENED February 16, 2024
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jarhabble 

A 'pataphysical term used to describe the effects of, or rather the vacuum left by, a juxtapositronic malconceptualienation upon its metacultural egress from a subtransgressive post-populistic societal discharge, "a priori deii" as opposed to "in tibia mori".
RHOMBURY: "Julia! I think i'm experiencing the effects of, or rather the vacuum left by, a juxtapositronic malconceptualienation upon its metacultural egress from a subtransgressive post-populistic societal discharge"
JULIA: "In tibia mori?"
RHOMBURY: "No, a priori deii"
JULIA: "oh, you mean jarhabble"
jarhabble by YOU HAVE BEEN SPLEENED February 16, 2024
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jtribbled 

To be preyed upon by an extremely thirsty male late at night, common among freshman girls
Girl 1: "Wow I was so slammed last night that I almost got jtribbled."
Girl 2: "You need to start controlling yourself, you dirty slut."
jtribbled by ThatOSUGuy November 4, 2015
Ancient Tartessian word to define Yvan
Yvan es un viaje jartible
jartible by CelFor November 29, 2016

Jabibblefluster 

A divider/visual barrier which prevents one man from seeing another mans dick during a foursome.
Rich erected the jabibblefluster to prevent him and Bob from seeing each others hogs during the foursome with their girlfriends. Thus keeping the sexcapades wholesome and pure.
Jabibblefluster by IAMMMMAUMAN March 9, 2024

Jabibblefluster 

A divider/visual barrier which prevents one man from seeing another mans dick during a foursome.
Rich erected the jabibblefluster to prevent him and Bob from seeing each others hogs during the foursome with their girlfriends. Thus keeping the sexcapades wholesome and pure.
Jabibblefluster by IAMMMMAUMAN March 9, 2024
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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