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jarhabble 

A 'pataphysical term used to describe the effects of, or rather the vacuum left by, a juxtapositronic malconceptualienation upon its metacultural egress from a subtransgressive post-populistic societal discharge, "a priori deii" as opposed to "in tibia mori".
RHOMBURY: "Julia! I think i'm experiencing the effects of, or rather the vacuum left by, a juxtapositronic malconceptualienation upon its metacultural egress from a subtransgressive post-populistic societal discharge"
JULIA: "In tibia mori?"
RHOMBURY: "No, a priori deii"
JULIA: "oh, you mean jarhabble"
jarhabble by YOU HAVE BEEN SPLEENED February 16, 2024
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When someone makes a mistake that could have been easily avoided
You're jarable
That's a jarable offence
Jarable by YTKBCB July 7, 2011
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jamhabber 

when you jam flowers into someone’s mouth
I’m going to jamhabber Jacob.
jamhabber by baetickelsfeet July 4, 2022

jamhabber 

Can I jamhabber her?
jamhabber by baetickelsfeet July 4, 2022

jarhibble 

A 'pataphysical term used to describe the effects of, or rather the vacuum left by, a juxtapositronic malconceptualienation upon its metacultural egress from a subtransgressive post-populistic societal discharge, "in tibia mori" as opposed to "a priori deii".
BAMPSON : "Smenderpine! I think i'm experiencing the effects of, or rather the vacuum left by, a juxtapositronic malconceptualienation upon its metacultural egress from a subtransgressive post-populistic societal discharge"
SMENDERPINE: "In tibia mori?"
BAMPSON: "Yeah"
SMENDERPINE: "oh, you mean jarhibble"
jarhibble by YOU HAVE BEEN SPLEENED February 16, 2024
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026