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To Scramble or Mix-up a series of words making them sound like one.
George, "Maybe if I say things fast people will think I'm a respectable and Dependable President", "HelloAmericaImHereTodayToDiscussAbortion. IamAChristianIScammedYouAllAlGoreIsTheRealPresident"
Jarbled by Cubbins May 18, 2004
Urban Dictionary Merch
Talk that makes no sense to the person hearing it and/or annoys them. Some might confuse it with a foriegn language or with something out of the Bible.
What is this jarble? You quoting scripture, boy?
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jarble Garble 

When you talk shit out of your ass that nothing makes sense
I was talking to old mate but couldn't understand a thing, he was talking jarble garble
jarble Garble by GoodarNandos June 16, 2023

Jarble Poon 

often used to describe a person in an offensive way.
means stinky vagina to some people, though others consider it to mean a vagina with marbles falling out of it.
But hey, who knows?!
Alex: Lucas is such a jarble poon

Adrienne: OH MY GOD! IM GLAD SOMEONE FINALLY SAID IT! YOU CAN SMELL HIS VAGINA FROM HERE!

Lucas: Omg its not my fault, I didnt put those marbles there!
Jarble Poon by jarbley homo luke January 27, 2011

jarbaled 

'a unique version of jarbled, with the same meaning - however, when used it will add to the jarbled-ness of the conversation. Therefore do not attempt to use the word jarbaled while attempting to understand what is being said.
bob: did yo kniw hat i ent fi9shgnia last daywednes!
jon: what the fuck...JABARLED
bob: oo..i went fishing last wednesday
OR
the definition to the word jarbaled ...is jarbaled as all hell
jarbaled by arbys December 12, 2008

jarblegarble 

Words covered with mud and grime.
The divorce papers arrived this week after all the jarblegarble going on. He singed the preliminary ones and sent them to me this week. I thought I would feel relieved and then he came to the house to pick up our children looked at me with this sadness and I started to cry real tears for the first time in my life.
A musical jam session, which includes spontaneous lyrical rambling.
Hudson and crew played the county fair and jambled all night long.
jambled by lavarsicious March 8, 2017
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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