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jaquavon 

A guy who has a lot of girls in his dms if he doesn’t mess with u he won’t text u ever he is always sleeping some how but he is a nice funny guy when u get to know the real him get u a Jaquavon
Girl:Bro I’m sooo bored bestie: text Jaquavon and see if he’s up that monkey is funny
jaquavon by Mokeyyyy August 1, 2022
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jaquaviontavious 

jaquaviontavious is the 6”3 lightskin with curly hair that can steal your girl in one second.
sean:ay jaquaviontavious what it do
jaquaviontavious: pipin yo bitch

Jaquavion Tavis 

Jaquavion Travis Dimitris Bartolomeu James IV Jr. weighs 350 pounds of pure muscle and is 9'5. He is the MVP every time he plays, and he's so terrifying, the other team immediately forfeits when they see him standing on the court. He is the team, he is the coach, he is the GM, he is the MVP, he is the player of the year, hell, he's the whole damn leauge.
Yo, we got scheduled to play Jaquavion Tavis this weekend. I ain't even gonna show up. His stare would probably blind all of us.
Jaquavion Tavis by o b a m i u m February 22, 2021

Jaquaviontavious 

Jaquaviontavios, Jaquavious for short, is a tall, African American, that will steal yo hoe in 2 seconds. He is handsome, and likes to play basketball, but watch out though bc this nigga will run fades w yo ass if he c u do something goofy.
Jaquaviontavious: ey was good fool, imma steal yo girl nigga.
Connor: noo!111!11 please jaquavious i beg!!11!!
Jaquaviontavious: ima fuck u up on sight.

jaquavion 

Real Ass Nigga Who Always Fights And Make Millions Everyday.
Mane I Need Some Money From Jaquavion Son He Got Bandzzz.
jaquavion by HaHaDavis12 December 25, 2016

jaquavion 

big black man
jaquavion is good at basketball
jaquavion by jaquavion January 13, 2022

Jaquavion 

That guy who calls people (actually only one) trans so mean. He crawls with the speed of a thousand horny furries seeing a "hot" guy from a radius of 35 feet. People say hes kind and cool maybe weird or nerdy but personally he's a parasite who will one day destroy the planet slowly so we must end him now before its too late aha just kidding he so nice ᵗʰᵉʸ ʷᶦˡˡ ʰᵉᵃʳ ᵐᵉ aha....
TT: T________T killeth yourself
Jaquavion: *starts crawling while chanting mysterious cursed forbidden words*
TT: rEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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