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When the word "diabetes" is said in a Filipino Accent.
"Too much sugar can give you diabetes" is now "Too mutz soogar can gib you jabetis"
Jabetis by Jabetis November 11, 2013
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eeny-weenis-japenis 

A man with a small pecker, like those of the white-hooker-hungry-over-40-year-old japanese-business-men who frequent geisha houses, because no real woman would want such a loser with nothing going on downstairs.
1. the dude can never hang on to a chick cuz of his eeny-weenis-japenis.
An extremely small penis, a contraction of "japanese penis," which are known to be extra tiny.
Girl 1: How did your date go last night?
Girl 2: It was great till we got back to his place. I wanted to hook up and I pulled off his pants to see that he had a japenis...I was totally disappointed and I left.
japenis by Smart Money May 11, 2006
A disease which makes your spelling worse when typing, making your texts harder to read.
OMG, your janetism got so much worse after getting that new phone case!
A japenis is preferring to a small Japanese dick of penis. This includes anime.
Look at Brandon's japenis.
Japenis by Aspen gray January 28, 2017
A Japanese man with a extremely tiny, microscopic penis, so small cannot be seen by the human eye. 2 inches long, usually shrinks 1cm every lower every decade due to earthquakes, tsunamis, and godzilla terror.

Usually, the cons of the bad ones could probably contain these characteristics:

1. Has an very unhealthy obsession with anime, vtubers, and hentai (or worse might have a fetish for tentacle or rape hentai).

2. Is probably a businessman or salaryman working almost the entirety of the day without any hobbies other than drinking.

3. Hasn't had a relationship with a woman due to being chauvinistic, has to go to geisha houses for prostitutes to have sex. While women go other places to find better man than them.

4. Probably lives in the parents basement, never actually goes outside for fun activities and life motivating stuff other than level 69 Genshin Impact upgrades.

5. Ethier plastic or racist against foreigners (most notably against those without a caucasican, non-Japanese background).

6. Bullying or sexual harassing women in public places.

7. Posing and disguised as a vtuber
She dumped him after seeing his small japenis hiding and hard to see there.
Japenis by Kilroy wasn't here February 14, 2024
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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