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japcrap by sarah blackbum May 6, 2003
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japcrap
When one lays a turd so horrific and destructive that the wiping process causes profuse bleeding from the anus. The toilet paper is left with a red circle in the center of the squares.
I took a japcrap the other day, my toilet paper square could have been flown when Mizuki Noguchi won the gold in Athens.
japcrap by Christina Papas August 5, 2008
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Jap Crap
Anything that is made in Japan that is a piece of shit. Examples would be the anime crap, Mitsubishis, non-car Hondas (half of the Honda cars suck anyway), non-sony electronics, and especially those Japanese people..
It's all about non-Japanese stuff, like the ones that say "Made in China" the Japs suck so much that they put factories in China.
It's all about non-Japanese stuff, like the ones that say "Made in China" the Japs suck so much that they put factories in China.
Jap crap
Japanese made shit. Most Japanese stuff is NOT shit, it is The Shit. Generally, Japanese stuff is of very high quality, examples of the bad Jap crap are given below:
(1) Japanese cars before 1970 are Jap crap. In the 1970's they dramatically improved. By 1980 Japanese cars were great.
(2) Karate is Jap crap! Judo and Jujitsu are Japtastic!
(2) Karate is Jap crap! Judo and Jujitsu are Japtastic!
Jap crap by Jack Bozdog June 11, 2006
Jap crap
A derogatory term used to describe pop culture from Japan (examples: Manga *pronounced "mahn-gah"*, anime *pronounced "ah-ni-may"*, Japanese clothing, music, food, ect.). It is used most often to insult a person who is interested in the Japanese language and culture.
Random bigot: What the h*** are you listening to Gackt for? Don't you know that it's total jap crap?
Me: Don't you know that "Jap" is a derogatory term that shouldn't be used? *mutters under breath: you narrow-minded baka*
RB: Like, OMG, you're swearing at me in that weird Chinese language!
Me: Don't you know that "Jap" is a derogatory term that shouldn't be used? *mutters under breath: you narrow-minded baka*
RB: Like, OMG, you're swearing at me in that weird Chinese language!
Jap crap by Tomoko-chan April 12, 2006
Gyp Jap crap
Gyp Jap crap is a term that refers to cheap, crappy products made in Japan. Usually electronics and toys.
Gyp Jap crap by Chayce1981 December 23, 2017
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