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a jap eye: it is the slit in the end of the male genitalia: looking like a japanese eye.
Mum help i split my jap eye
jap eye by matt cawlrey April 9, 2003
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"ah me fookin jap-eyes stinging"
jap-eye by sheiky November 16, 2006

hairy jap eye 

a term for Vagina
Don't show him your hairy jap eye
hairy jap eye by i'm from N.Z June 30, 2009
The external opening of the male urethra, appearing as a slit at the end of the penis. Perceived by Europeans to resemble the eye of a Japanese man, some consider the term racist, but it clearly isn't, because Japanese men have them too.
Takahiro's attempts to find medical attention for the burning sensation in his Jap's eye were initially thwarted when he was directed to an optometrist.
Jap's eye by Urban Keith November 3, 2013
British slang <n> (Offensive)
The only externally visible part of the urethra on a male where semen and urine is secreted from the body.
Known as a 'Jap's eye' due to the similarity between the shape of the stereotypical Japanese eye and that the opening on the penis is much like a slit.
Although the phrase is not used in a directly racist manner, people of Far Eastern origin may take offence to the use of the term.
"Jeremy inserted a drill bit into his Jap's eye and proceeded to utterly maim himself."
Jap's eye by Stuart Fletcher November 3, 2004

jap's eye jockey 

An offensive name used to describe a male with homosexual tendencies in the United kingdom. Alternatives include arse bandit and jobbie jabber. Also see jap's eye
That guy over there is a Jap's eye Jockey.
jap's eye jockey by Recci91 September 13, 2011

Double Jap's Eye 

The rare occurrence where only the skin of middle part of your jap's eye sticks together. When you pee, two streams come out creating the illusion of a double jap's eye.
Dude I finally got a double jap's eye, it went everywhere!
Double Jap's Eye by abbott_j May 18, 2010
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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