Definitions by abbott_j

Double Jap's Eye 

The rare occurrence where only the skin of middle part of your jap's eye sticks together. When you pee, two streams come out creating the illusion of a double jap's eye.

Dude I finally got a double jap's eye, it went everywhere!

Double Jap's Eye by abbott_j May 18, 2010

The Schedule 

A way of describing that you are taking a dump once a day.

Julian: Dude, I'm back on the schedule.
Cameron: I've been on it since I started eating those cafeteria meals.

The Schedule by abbott_j October 31, 2009

Fudgenuggets 

An alternative work for the 'f' word or a more interesting word for the already existing alternative for the 'f' word, fudge.

Fudgenuggets I forgot my maths folder!

Fudgenuggets by abbott_j September 14, 2009