An alternative work for the 'f' word or a more interesting word for the already existing alternative for the 'f' word, fudge.
Fudgenuggets I forgot my maths folder!
The rare occurrence where only the skin of middle part of your jap's eye sticks together. When you pee, two streams come out creating the illusion of a double jap's eye.
Dude I finally got a double jap's eye, it went everywhere!
A way of describing that you are taking a dump once a day.
Julian: Dude, I'm back on the schedule.
Cameron: I've been on it since I started eating those cafeteria meals.