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Has a gigantic penis and is a lover a lover of milfs he’s not that smart but he understands enough a person that his nice to the people he likes and mean to the people he finds annoying
Janixan has a gigantic penis he let me suck it for 2 hours
Janixan by Bbc lover 69 November 21, 2021
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BEAUTIFUL , smart , super friendly & sweethearted girl that always thinks about others before herself , her family is a priority & her friends mean the world to her (specially one named helen <3) an AMAZING dancer , & really really really really really really reaalllyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy HYPER <3 shes a type of friend you'll never imagine loosing , and if you ever do , your life might change drasticly. shes someone that you already miss when you've only spent 30 minutes apart . (:
hmm , today is so boring .. its probably because Janixa isnt here :(
Janixa by helenx3 October 15, 2011
Adjective
1) One who performs a task incorrectly.
2) One who forgets or misinterprets information.
3) One who is clumsy.
4) One who is a janix.

Verb
-Janix

To perform the actions that make one a janixon.

French Origins: Les Jaunix
1) Did you remember the bread?
-No I forgot
You janixon!

2) What happened to dinner? It's all burnt!
-Oh your mother janixed the meal.

3) Oh man! He totally janixed that shot! The goal was wide open! How do you janix a shot like that?!
Janixon by Dog Brite October 26, 2010
AKA Tina. A sweet loving person that likes to wear black, oversleeps occasionally and could always kick your ass if she wanted to. Will probably be the reason you are always late but that shouldn´t bother you. Always there for a good laugh and will make you smile all the time. If you try to argue with her: give up - she´s smarter than you.
Mom: don´t you want to wear sth that isn´t black?
Me: no
Mom: argh! you´re such a Janian.
Janian by schloatz November 24, 2021
Aka Tina. A sweet loving person that likes to wear black, oversleeps occasionally and could always kick your ass if she wanted to. Will probably be the reason you are always late but that shouldn´t bother you. Always there for a good laugh and will make you smile all the time. If you try to argue with her: give up - she´s smarter than you.
mom: don´t you want to wear sth that is not black?
me: no
mom: argh! you´re such a Janian
Janian by schloatz November 24, 2021
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