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jamaicafay 

A word synonymous with a gold-digging, bag-chasing, self-centered, smoked out, tramp of a mother, that often times forgets that she is, in fact, a mother.

A jamaicafay can never be loved as much as she loves herself. In fact, one of the most common places to find a jamaicafay is in front of a mirror. Other places, where jamaicafay sightings have been documented, include Walmart, diggling in someone else's stuff, a casino, and connected to the end of a meth pipe(complete with someone else's meth).

Try to avoid a jamaicafay, at all costs, or it will cost you your all. The best way to do this, is to hang out near her son. She is rarely seen near him, and often times seems annoyed, and even allergic, to him.
Blayne: "I love you jamaicafay!"

A common jamaicafay would typically respond: "Who the hell are you?"
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Jamaicanadian 

A Jamaican immigrant to Canada or a Canadian national of Jamaican descent.
I just read Malcom Gladwell's new book... that guy is one talented Jamaicanadian!
Jamaicanadian by buckwheat February 6, 2013

Jamaicafied 

To change something or someone in the likeness of Jamaica. To cause to become that which resembles Jamaica.
My van is completely jamaicafied now that I have all these Bob Marley albums.
Jamaicafied by KittyCatCool March 8, 2011

Jamaicafied 

For Anything that Happens With A Jamaican... wink wink!
So your friend went to the beach and next thing you know shes in bed with a guy who could only be described as a tripod.. GIRL! she got "jamaicafied"

Jamaicafication 

The process of being forcefully turned into a Jamaican.
"The prisoner will undergo jamaicafication as punishment for his crimes."
Jamaicafication by CantankerousB September 14, 2025