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jamaicafay 

A word synonymous with a gold-digging, bag-chasing, self-centered, smoked out, tramp of a mother, that often times forgets that she is, in fact, a mother.

A jamaicafay can never be loved as much as she loves herself. In fact, one of the most common places to find a jamaicafay is in front of a mirror. Other places, where jamaicafay sightings have been documented, include Walmart, diggling in someone else's stuff, a casino, and connected to the end of a meth pipe(complete with someone else's meth).

Try to avoid a jamaicafay, at all costs, or it will cost you your all. The best way to do this, is to hang out near her son. She is rarely seen near him, and often times seems annoyed, and even allergic, to him.
Blayne: "I love you jamaicafay!"

A common jamaicafay would typically respond: "Who the hell are you?"
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Jamaicanadian 

A Jamaican immigrant to Canada or a Canadian national of Jamaican descent.
I just read Malcom Gladwell's new book... that guy is one talented Jamaicanadian!
Jamaicanadian by buckwheat February 6, 2013

Jamaicafied 

To change something or someone in the likeness of Jamaica. To cause to become that which resembles Jamaica.
My van is completely jamaicafied now that I have all these Bob Marley albums.
Jamaicafied by KittyCatCool March 8, 2011

Jamaicafied 

For Anything that Happens With A Jamaican... wink wink!
So your friend went to the beach and next thing you know shes in bed with a guy who could only be described as a tripod.. GIRL! she got "jamaicafied"

Jamaicafication 

The process of being forcefully turned into a Jamaican.
"The prisoner will undergo jamaicafication as punishment for his crimes."
Jamaicafication by CantankerousB September 14, 2025
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026