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A beautiful woman who will love you no matter what. You'll easily fall in love with her and once you do you're guaranteed to be in a long lasting relationship. She is the type of woman you never want to lose. She means the world to you and you'll protect her with your will. If you by all means screw up the relationship, you've just lost the perfect girl. You will be known as a Cretin.
Guy: That girl is such a Jalena.
Jalena by Pow wow you're going down February 13, 2015
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Jalena is a special person if you ever find one don't let her go she will be there for you when you think no one else is even if you don't think you want anyone with you at that moment she would still try to stay with you to help you get through it. A lot of people say bad stuff around her and she would think its true and put on a strong face for others because she doesn't want to be a burden to others but they are always still there for her. Sheis also very beautiful,sweet,kind
I have a Jalena friend
Jalena by Thegirlwhogots December 19, 2016
Bad ass girl who think that she's right but she is really funny caring and a good actor she can sometimes be stubborn but lovable as well above all when she says she loves you she meand it. Plus she's a great fighter and will protect you at all costs.shy towards new people she meet but when you get to know her she will act her self. Cracking you up for days
I love you Jaleya
jaleya by Goldemboy92100 January 24, 2015
A amazing beautiful girl. All the guy fall for her. Everyone wants to be like her.
OMG I want to be like Jalena
jalena by Wafflesmaker September 14, 2013
A wonderful person who’s sense of humor is different from most. Can be shy at times but with the right people she will come out of her shell ASAP! Very beautiful and nice to people. But if she’s with rude people she would have no problem standing up to them. Overall a very nice unique person.
Have you met Jaleyah? She’s had a unique sense of humor and she’s very chill.
Jaleyah by Ghostit March 14, 2019
She is a fine girl. Very thiccckkkkk and is very loving. Don’t let Jaleeya go cause you will really regret it. Jaleeya is a nice looking black girl and can sing. She is very smart and cool. Just remember if you in a relationship with her keep her and don’t play with your emotions.
Oooo she a fine mama.

Nahhh that’s a fine Jaleeya. If you get her you treat her like bands, save her. 💏❤️
Jaleeya by Lilmama0223 November 9, 2018
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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Plate of Brown 

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