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jaleinda 

A beautiful person, and god damn she be poppin, she's the best and good in bed
jaleinda is such a beauty, omg
jaleinda by CykaBlyatBoii February 20, 2017
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Beautiful girl who got a big ass and amazing body she's a wonderful person and if you have don't let her go cause once she's gonna she's gone she's a veeryyy sexual being who loves to party and and have a good time gets very jelous person with her friends family and loves so be careful what you do or say around her she's very trust worthy a beautiful don't ever leave her cause u will regret it REMEMBER she's AWESOME AND GORGEOUS NEVER let her go cause there may be better but she if you hurt her she will not just let it go she'll get you and once she falls in love she won't stop till she gets you
*Person 1- you saw nina over there
*Person 2- yea but she's no Jalinda!
jalinda by urban dictionary789 November 22, 2014
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Jaleina- a girl a mixed personality. She's sweet and naive, but is also mean and sassy. Her would most likely be born in the month of January. Her Chinese animal would be the ox. She would usually have crushes on people with a name that starts with the letter J. She'd act tough and brave, but sometimes would be super emotional and sensitive.
Person 1: Hey! have you met Jaleina? She is so cute and nice.
Person 2: Yeah i've met her, but she is so mean.
Person 1: Really? I guess she is just two-faced
Jaleina by somebodyfromschool June 7, 2020
A sassy girl with a mixed personality. Chinese animal would be an ox. Has tons of friends and most people know her. In class, most shy to participate.
Did you talk to Jaleina today?
I can’t believe I’m in Jaleina’s squad!
jaleina by Definition of Person February 13, 2019
JALINDA=A HOTTIE HUMBLE RICH GIRL WHO IS A GENIUS AND WHO LOVES JESUS AND HATES INSECTS AND THE SONG KILLING ME SOFTLY! IF IT WAS UP TO HER SHE WOULD CREATE HER OWN MAGICAL WORLD WITHOUT SINS VIOLENCE ABANDONMENT OR NEGLECT NO EVIL OR DEVILS
AN INTELLEGENT WORLD WITH SHIMMER LIGHTS BEAUTIFUL TASTES AND SMELLS WATER WILL ALWAYS BE CLEAR AND FEAR WOULDNT EXSIST BECAUSE PAIN WOULDNT EXSIST
NO DEATH SICKNESS OR DYING
NO JEALOUSY NO WEAPONS NO LAWS NO COPS NO ABUSE OF POWER
NO LYING STEALING OR DECEIPT
A WORLD OF ART EXPRESSIONS FUN AND MUSIC WITH EVERY CHORD LIGHTING UP SMELLING AND TASTEING WOW
NO FAT NO UGLY NO STINK NO RUST MOLD MILDUE OR ASBESTOS
NO DEGENERATEING NO NASTY NO MORBID CHAOS
ONLY HAPPY JOY AND BUSY IS HOW MY WORLD THRIVES NO COMPETITION BECAUSE EVERYBODY WILL FEEL AND LOOK BEAUTIFUL
EVERYBODY WILL ENTERTAIN SELF IN THEIR OWN LITTLE WORLDS
NO DELUSIONS OR DEPRESSION NO MENTAL ILLNESS NO PHYSICAL ILLNESS
NO FORCING DEITIES OR SPIRITS
NO LONLINESS NO EMOTIONS

EXPRESSIONS OF GREAT HAPPINESS PEACE AND LOVE FOR SELF
NO PUNISHMENTS NO JAIL NO WANTING TO CAUSE HARM TO ONESELF OR ANOTHER
ONLY CONTENTMENT WITH GREAT SATISFACTION
That Hot Goddess of inner light is a Jalinda..so wise and emotionally intelligent. She is an Emotional Genius a Leadir a Mentor Counselor and is talented gifted and LOVELEE..SHE IS IMMACULATE A GENNY OF MANY TRADES BUT A MISTRESS TO NONE
JALINDA by LoveLifeLongJoi160 July 10, 2025
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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