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i was smoking some of that good jalart
jalart by bombarasspussyclaart August 6, 2023
Words you can keep
to party in Jamaica (Total Drama World Tour - "Save This Show")
"Jamaica they're trapped out in; Jamaica they can't even japarty!"
japarty by pinkdolphin October 14, 2020
Also called J-Town.

Capital city of Indonesia.

One of the busiest cities in the world.

If you can drive in Jakarta, you can drive anywhere else. It's so true.

This could be the best and the worst place you could ever go. You can find the nicest- coolest people in this city but also rude ones who don't give a crap about you.

The city where money talks and takes control.

UPS: beautiful and wild nightlife, awesome shopping spots, coolest music and fashion scene, best malls in the South East Asia!

DOWNS: traffic jams, busy, crowded, polluted city.

But it's always party in Jakarta!
Guy A: You know what? I got stuck in traffic jam for 3 hours straight this morning.

Guy B: Well, what do you expect? It's fucking Jakarta!
Jakarta by NolasB November 3, 2008

Janarthan 

A really great friend who can always ve there. Sure he's shy at first, but as you get to know him, he's really nice. He's popular, but will still talk to people who don't have many friends. Anyways he's a really good guy to be around and I think everybody needs a Janarthan in their lives.
Person 1: Do you see him over there

Person 2: Yeah that's Janarthan

Person 1: Are you guys friends?

Person 2: Obviously😂
Janarthan by KAI0708 November 29, 2018
(Ja-parde)
A friendly social gathering made up of invited individuals specifically located in Jamaica.
Jamaica they're trapped down in
Jamaica they can't even Japarty
It's so unfair!
Japarty by registeredboykisser August 13, 2023
My mouth is so dry from eat jachip jahoy I could use some jalait..... 2%.
jalait by jalait March 14, 2010
Definately coolest place in Asia, you can buy anything, drink anything, eat anything, and dance to anything in JKT. Going there? Walk around anywhere. Best time ever. Try not to get robbed.
Guy/Girl 1- Wow, post 1 for jakarta is really crap...
Guy/Girl 2- Yeah no kidding, Jakarta kicks ass
jakarta by Coza June 11, 2006
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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