jakobsson

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whoever bears this name is awesome. just awesome.

Person: "Is that guy a jakobsson?"

Friend: "Yeah, I think so."

Person: "FUCK YEAH!!"

Friend: "AWESOME!!!"

jakobsson by LOL jks October 19, 2010

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Marley Jacobson

A cruiser bicycle that has a small gasoline engine installed on it.

The rider is usually a dirt-bag pot head with a man-purse slung over his shoulder,

and takes his strip of road out of the middle of your lane.

BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Wife: What the hell is that?

Husband: An enviro-fag on his Marley Jacobson.

Wife: Is that a purse he's carrying?

Husband: Would you mind if I just took him out with the truck?

Marley Jacobson by YouAlreadyKnowWhoIAm August 21, 2013

Jacobson

A very restless man in bed that never wants to quit.

That Jacobson was unbelievable last night!

Jacobson by redsharpie34295 December 14, 2010

Col. Jacobson

a pseudonym that people usually use, whenever they want to post racist comments about black people on a porn site. (most commonly seen on xnxx.com)

(guy reading comments on porn site): "Man, this Col. Jacobson is a racist mudafucker, fuck him!"

Col. Jacobson by Laskou January 14, 2011

Mrs Jacobson

The livening embodiment of hell if you find this teacher run for your fricking life. get the Frick out and do crazy crap to get expelled

Friend: hey are you ready for 6th grade?
Me: I heard mrs Jacobson works there...
Friend: wanna run away
Me: frick yeah

Mrs Jacobson by pastas64 November 24, 2019

Jake Jacobson

A man who often gets called “Jake Jake” that has huge muscles and will definitely steal yo girl.

“Yo start PUMPIN ur fist and take ur shirt off like Jake Jacobson”
“Mom, Jake fxcked my prom date !”

Jake Jacobson by Piratesfan08 March 2, 2022

William Jacobson

William Jacobson is the an incredible person who has touched many peoples lives in countless ways. Just being in the same room as him is a blessing in itself because he radiates an energy so powerful which heals a person's soul. He is kind, generous, intelligent and is deeply loved by people around him. To meet him is the most fortunate gift i have ever received in my life. love is the greatest power in this world and William has given me the hope of love. his inner beauty shines through and you can see it on his handsome face. He is giving, selfless and people are attracted to him for his wonderful heart.

one who has William Jacobson in their life has their stars in a very fortunate position. he's amazing

William Jacobson by redbricks32 July 6, 2010

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026