Jakko

1. Top aussie nickname for a good bloke

2. When i man does the dodgy or bails early

3.An alias used when picking up girls that you may only want to see one or two times.

1. Jakko maaate howya goen?

2. Look at that he did a jakko on me

3.
Girl 1: ooh that guys cute whats his name
Girl 2: I think he said jakko
Girl 1: What a hot name im ready for a one night stand

Jakko by Busty McFly June 14, 2008

jakko

Jakko touches me and I feel good inside.
He touches my willy and I shoot my load.

"Will I get another tenner if I undo another button Mr jakko?"

jakko by Beighton November 27, 2003

jakko

jakko is a very pretty boy!! i love him so much:))

whos jakko?? jakkos my pretty boy<33

jakko by aubreyylol January 2, 2022

jackoff buddy

A friend who helps you with mutual masturbation, usually male-on-male.

A jackoff buddy promises a more limited repertoire than a fuck buddy.

jackoff buddy by al-in-chgo August 4, 2012

Regular jackoff 

Also spelled "Regular jack-off", the term is used in the Adult Swim show Metalocalypse to describe anyone that is not in Dethklok. Mostly applied to fans of the band.

Toki: What's this place called?

Skwisgaar: This is, I believes, called food libraries.

(The two practice saying "Food libraries")

Pickles: It's called a grocery store, ya douchebags! I'm sorry about douchebags. I got... got low blood sugar.

Nathan: Alright, here's the deal: we have to do our own shopping so we can make our own dinner like regular jackoffs do. Now you're all in charge of putting together one dish. And don't just buy booze! That ain't food!

Murderface: What do you mean, "booze ain't food?" I'd rather chop off my ding-dong than admit that!

Toki: You'd rather chop off your ding-dong than not drink?

Murderface: Yeah!

Toki: Wowee!

Regular jackoff by KMFDMDFMK December 24, 2009

Jacko

a word created by the tabloids to use instead of using the name Michael Jackson to make every news about him sound bad and sell more copies to fill their buckets with money even if it means destroying other people's reputation and lives

Wacko Jacko dead at 50

Jacko by Yazooop September 12, 2011

Jacko

Fecking legend!!! King Of Pop best artist there ever was and ever will be!

Bad, Thriller, Invincible, HisStory, Off The Wall so on!

Jacko by Samuel R Jinks November 23, 2004