jaigh

The sexiest man alive. His killer facial structure and slutty waist swoons everyone... But mostly men because he is a twink. Though he is one of— if not the only— most attractive people on earth, looks are not everything. Despite that DELECTABLE, so MOUTH DROOLING look of his, don't be fooled. His personality is the same of a WORM. He's an idiot, the worst person in the world, bound to manipulate and use you. He's beautiful, yes, but that can not be said about his ugly personality.

"My boyfriend Jaigh hit me again..."

"Jaigh's so hot, I'd let him hit"

by bookiepookie November 20, 2023

Jailhouse C-section

When anally raped and the resulting tearing requires the victim to get stitches.

Bubba's gunna give you a jailhouse c-section.

When playing Starcraft, Novawar usually gets a jailhouse c-section.

by Mysticbucket November 4, 2012

Jaishree

A cute smart and funny girl who can make you laugh without a reason.
A creative blockhead who lives life to the fullest and strives for the best in life.

You are sad? Jaishree is here dont worry!

by theprettymonster June 27, 2014

Jaghi

Is a persian word .
Jaghi is a term used to describe someone who masturbates frequently. In can be used as an insult or a term to refer to one's friends (similar to calling a friend a(n) 'asshole,' 'prick,' or 'dick.'

Farbod: stop fucking around, jaghi!

Farid: nobody wants to hangout with that kid. He's such a jaghi!

by Persianpride91 February 8, 2014

Jailhouse C-Section

n. While incarcerated, being sodomized by a cellmate of African origin with an erection of such extraordinary size that it tears the receiver's anal orifice, requiring stitches.

--Coined by Novawar of LifesAGlitchTV on a SC2 cast video "So Close That Kermit Arrived" 11/2/2012

Bubba just gave Jeff a jailhouse c-section and now he's bleeding out his ass!

by skeletorfarnsworth November 3, 2012

jaisha

A pretty girl known for being very petty. She is very funny and her presence enlightens the room. Jaisha is known for being the best there is.

Have you seen the new girl Jaisha. She is so pretty and funny.

by JJtoClean 101 May 14, 2018

Jailhouse Wallet

In lieu of pockets or a functional billfold or wallet, the use of one's anus as a recepticle for storing important items. Mainly implemented by members of penal colonies.

Q: "Hey brah, how did you get all of those Zebra cakes in past the guards?"
A: "Um, duh, I just stuck'em in my jailhouse wallet, next to the Swedish Fish and the Choco Tacos. The Choco Tacos are a bit melty, but damn are they exquisite!"

OR

Q: "Listen, broheim, how can I get a copy of the new season of Entourage up in this joint?"
A: "Yo, you should talk to Todd, that guy has the 'George Costanza' of jailhouse wallets."

by Comander Cool December 14, 2008