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The sexiest man alive. His killer facial structure and slutty waist swoons everyone... But mostly men because he is a twink. Though he is one of— if not the only— most attractive people on earth, looks are not everything. Despite that DELECTABLE, so MOUTH DROOLING look of his, don't be fooled. His personality is the same of a WORM. He's an idiot, the worst person in the world, bound to manipulate and use you. He's beautiful, yes, but that can not be said about his ugly personality.
"My boyfriend Jaigh hit me again..."

"Jaigh's so hot, I'd let him hit"
jaigh by bookiepookie November 20, 2023
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Jailhouse C-section 

When anally raped and the resulting tearing requires the victim to get stitches.
Bubba's gunna give you a jailhouse c-section.

When playing Starcraft, Novawar usually gets a jailhouse c-section.
Jailhouse C-section by Mysticbucket November 4, 2012

Jaishree 

A cute smart and funny girl who can make you laugh without a reason.
A creative blockhead who lives life to the fullest and strives for the best in life.
You are sad? Jaishree is here dont worry!
Jaishree by theprettymonster June 27, 2014
Is a persian word .
Jaghi is a term used to describe someone who masturbates frequently. In can be used as an insult or a term to refer to one's friends (similar to calling a friend a(n) 'asshole,' 'prick,' or 'dick.'
Farbod: stop fucking around, jaghi!

Farid: nobody wants to hangout with that kid. He's such a jaghi!
Jaghi by Persianpride91 February 8, 2014

Jailhouse C-Section 

n. While incarcerated, being sodomized by a cellmate of African origin with an erection of such extraordinary size that it tears the receiver's anal orifice, requiring stitches.

--Coined by Novawar of LifesAGlitchTV on a SC2 cast video "So Close That Kermit Arrived" 11/2/2012
Bubba just gave Jeff a jailhouse c-section and now he's bleeding out his ass!
A pretty girl known for being very petty. She is very funny and her presence enlightens the room. Jaisha is known for being the best there is.
Have you seen the new girl Jaisha. She is so pretty and funny.
jaisha by JJtoClean 101 May 14, 2018

Jailhouse Wallet

In lieu of pockets or a functional billfold or wallet, the use of one's anus as a recepticle for storing important items. Mainly implemented by members of penal colonies.
Q: "Hey brah, how did you get all of those Zebra cakes in past the guards?"
A: "Um, duh, I just stuck'em in my jailhouse wallet, next to the Swedish Fish and the Choco Tacos. The Choco Tacos are a bit melty, but damn are they exquisite!"

OR

Q: "Listen, broheim, how can I get a copy of the new season of Entourage up in this joint?"
A: "Yo, you should talk to Todd, that guy has the 'George Costanza' of jailhouse wallets."
Jailhouse Wallet by Comander Cool December 14, 2008
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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