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You are honest, benevolent, brilliant and often inventive, full of high inspirations. You are courageous, honest, determined, original and creative. You are a leader, especially for a cause. Sometimes you do not care to finish what you start, and may leave details to others. You can do well in position of authority, and prospers in intellectual and professional fields.You are bold, independent, inquisitive and interested in research. You know what you want and why you want it.
You desire to inspire and lead, to control other's affairs. You are giving, courageous and bold, action oriented,energetic and strong willed. You want to make a difference in the world, and this attitude often attracts you to cultural interests, politics, social issues, and the cultivation of your creative talents.
You desire to inspire and lead, to control other's affairs. You are giving, courageous and bold, action oriented,energetic and strong willed. You want to make a difference in the world, and this attitude often attracts you to cultural interests, politics, social issues, and the cultivation of your creative talents.
Jahreece
a wannabe gangster who, sure, might have family members in prison, but in school he is a complete and utter asshole who deserves to be dehumanised and treated with as much disrespect as humanly possible. his apparent lack of remorse is shown once he steps foot on school grounds and someone (who is minding their own business living life until encountering this pathetic excuse of a human being) is looked at by him. once looked at, this motherfucker tells the innocent stranger something offensive, for example: "nah look at you, pussy ass bitch", to which the stranger replies either nothing, moving on with their fun, exciting life, or "shut up". if "shut up" is said, Jahreece will go in Jahreece mode, where he tries to make the stranger's life as miserable as possible, projecting his unreasonable rage because he is poor and powerless onto the innocent bystander. he never wants to squash the beef because all he is is a chicken.
i'm probably risking my life watching this but if imma die imma do it this way, it'll be fun!
i'm probably risking my life watching this but if imma die imma do it this way, it'll be fun!
Jahreece, the real pussy ass bitch (matter of fact, word on the streets is he is the most pussy ass bitch): suck your mum! don't look at me, you're not bad. they call me the gluer, I'll put glue on your blazer!
guy sitting next to him or standing next to him: cool story, but where's the fuck i'm supposed to give? oh wait you're too much of a big grown man to help me find it. assert your dominance bro!
Jahreece (being difficult as always): motherfucker i got a shank bro! don't fuck with me, my bitch! you ain't nothing but a bitch!
guy: man, fuck this. you're testing me to the point where i'm swearing.
Jahreece (the depressing cunt): nah you're violating imma actually kill you now
guy (clearly scared but still standing his ground): you smell! take a bath bro or something. don't be fucking disguting all up in my face
Jahreece (who can't handle the truth and will target the guy's insecurities): nah bruh you ain't nothing but a pussy, come say that to my face
guy: so damn loud for what, g? who hurt you? mummy Jahreece ain't giving you no milky wilky itty btty titty?
some random girl who is nosier than Gru: bro leave the guy alone, Jahreece! you're actually literally bullying him! i'll report you, B R O!
guy sitting next to him or standing next to him: cool story, but where's the fuck i'm supposed to give? oh wait you're too much of a big grown man to help me find it. assert your dominance bro!
Jahreece (being difficult as always): motherfucker i got a shank bro! don't fuck with me, my bitch! you ain't nothing but a bitch!
guy: man, fuck this. you're testing me to the point where i'm swearing.
Jahreece (the depressing cunt): nah you're violating imma actually kill you now
guy (clearly scared but still standing his ground): you smell! take a bath bro or something. don't be fucking disguting all up in my face
Jahreece (who can't handle the truth and will target the guy's insecurities): nah bruh you ain't nothing but a pussy, come say that to my face
guy: so damn loud for what, g? who hurt you? mummy Jahreece ain't giving you no milky wilky itty btty titty?
some random girl who is nosier than Gru: bro leave the guy alone, Jahreece! you're actually literally bullying him! i'll report you, B R O!
Jahreece by riskingmylifelmao September 23, 2022
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026