jahmese 

jahmese is a sexy, ongoing, intelligent and inspiring girl. She has a fat ass and she's very loving and sweet. She is super duper pretty with nice intentions, she doesn't take weird things lightly Jahmese would make a great girlfriend

girl: Omg who dat she pretty asf
boy: Oh thats jahmese, she sexy go bhf

jahmese by jah.realer November 19, 2023

Jahmeel 

A boy who is a player. He cares for his friends and loves to flirt with girls. Caring,nice and a real gentelmen.

Wow, that man sure is a jahmeel

Jahmeel by hthhbgdffdgfffffffffffdddddddd April 24, 2011

jahmere 

A Jahmere is a very annoying person very energetic and a high temper Jahmere is also very cute and good looking but very childish and smart.

"Uhhh Jahmere put that back I need that!!!"

jahmere by Weirdo names +:) February 15, 2017

Jahmere 

Jahmere is a very kind and loving person but will fuck u up if so

Jahmere is chill but not when mad

Jahmere by Rivera7477 September 4, 2019

Jamesernaut 

Closely related to humans, this beast is believed to descend from a cross between apes and some form of yeti. It has an insatiable lust for women and food, and is known to consume enough alcohol to tranquilize a rhinoceros. It has unpredictable behavior and has never been captured on film, due to the fact that it eats any nature documentary personnel on sight. If ever in contact with one of these creatures, one is advised to exercise extreme caution. Slowly backing away may work, but due to the Jamesernaut's unpredictability, it may leave passer-bys alone, or attack them viciously with no remorse, and has been known to kill for sport rather than food. Any sudden movements can be highly dangerous. It has displayed acts of endearing loyalty towards family members and those who qualify as non-threatening. Its loyalty does allow for superb wingmanship, as it has no biased towards a female's negative qualities. Jamesernaut does not call back. Rumors say that if an acceptable gift is offered to the beast, it will rescind its hostility and allow for a safe retreat. Alcohol seems to work the best, however, it increases chaotic thoughts in the beast's mind and the possibility of an attack presents itself. There is no guarantee. Jamesernaut is listed under the top ten animals to just stay the fuck away from at all costs.

"What's that sound?"
"I dunno....let's get outta here."
"OH SHIT ITS THE JAMESERNAUT!"
<everyone is dead>

"Wow this is good beer."
"Hell yeah man, not that expensive either."
"What's rustling in that tree?"
<drops from tree> *Thwump!*
"HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THAT?!?"
"I dunno, just give it something!"
"Umm...here, take this beer."
<gulps beer> "BWLLAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!"
"Dude let's just go while it's distracted."
"Hell yeah fuck this!"
<Jamesernaut proceeds to eat all the food left behind>

"Wow those chicks are hot."
"Yeah but they brought their fat friend."
"Damn it. I know!...Jamesernaut!"
"Right! Hey! Jamesernaut!"
<HRMMM??>
"Wanna fuck that fat chick?"
<Hmmm........BYAAHAAHH>
"Awesome we are in business."

Jamesernaut by pau pau August 25, 2009

Jahmssen

To be considered a homosexual who likes burritos. usually a Jahmssen is very tiny and has curly hair in order to better soak up burrito sauce.

what is that annoying thing that emptied out the taco time so i cant buy any mexican goods? "oh, that? thats just a jahmssen"

Jahmssen by revel12345 November 26, 2010

jahmeelah 

smart and beautiful[

jahmeelah isso smart and beautiful

jahmeelah by kichonna November 28, 2016