jafta

Often an asshole who loves my little ponies

That guy is such a jerk, he must be a jafta

by pizzakaaspizza September 7, 2016

Jamtangle

When you're performing oral sex on a female, and you suddenly realise it was bad monthly timing for such an act, but you're unsure whether to carry on or stop

I was going down on my girlfriend the other day and got myself into a right jamtangle

by SirGreg January 3, 2017

jafazie

When you are clearly lower class but you wear a luxurious item that you can’t afford, thinking it makes you appear more lavish.

Bro, you’re wearing a Rolex when you asked me for money last week. You mad jafazie for that.

by Ovum January 15, 2023

Jafaken

1. Fake Jamaican.
2. White person trying to be black.
3. wigger

"We roughed up a bunch of Jafakens"

by Jay See February 23, 2004

jahtard

A Jahtard, similar to being mentally disabled, is used to describe someone doing a very retarded action that can be questioned by literally anyone who witnesses it. The reasoning behind the action is unclear and the "Jahtard" never gives a real explanation to why they did it, as they are retarded. Jahtards are MOST LIKELY to be academically and socially unstable and usually have bad tempers. The origin of why there is a "Jah" before the "tard" is still unknown.

1. "Did you hear what JB did earlier?"
"No, what was it?"
"He shit his fucking pants"
"Holy fuck what a fucking jahtard holy shit fuck that kid"

2. "Apparently Joka named both of his two sons "Jah"!
"What a piece of fucking shit, fucking Jahtard needs to die."

by Adamawesome2002 June 15, 2019

Jafargholi

A Welsh Paki whose awful singing makes normal people vomit blood.

Flon: Dad, why did you just vomit blood?

Dad: Aaarghhhh! <points at television screen>

Flon: Shit, its Jafargholi! <vomits blood>

by Lumpbag May 26, 2009

Jafar

A kind and gentle soul with a big heart. He deserves the world. When you’re around him everything else is forgotten, he makes you feel safe and at peace. You can always be yourself and still feel accepted, extremely patient and always there when you need him the most. Everyone needs a jafar aka. Pretty boy aka. Sexy beast in their life.

Jafar is the realest of em off

by Sdarak June 1, 2021