jafinder

Some say there are many fish in the sea. There is only one. The indominable human spirit. Often confused for Poseidon.

P.S Has a fat ass

Mortal: I need a god to worship
Enlightened One: How about Jafinder?
Newly Enlightened Mortal: You right.
Jafinder: Hey man!

by Prof. Punpun September 4, 2022

Jatinder

Jatinder, slender primate known for his exceptional sexy facial features. He is a man of many talents. You would be very lucky to have a jatinder in your life. He is as unique as his name wether it be wippin curry in a hurry or pleasing his female mate he will never disappoint. Often confused for Thor he takes his role as gods gift to this earth rather serious, bettering every life he touches.

Carole : Woah! I woke up so happy today.
Nigel : you must have been graced with Jatinder's presence

by LondonRu February 3, 2013

jatinder

a very nice and caring person who will eat jacket potatoes every day

oh look its a jatinder!

by pennythephattie October 3, 2020

Jatinder

The Indian version of tinder

Friend 1:yo I swiped right on jatinder so many times puth

by Drake12345678 May 15, 2018

Jacinderease

The language of obfuscation:
Words that make an answer, vague, unclear, unintelligible or that avoid answering the question altogether.
Jacinderese is a language easily learned as it is full of bumper sticker slogans. The secret to speaking fluent Jacinderease is to have a relentlessly positive tone when speaking.

Please tell us Prime Minister how you are going to meet your government's target to build 25 houses a day?

Jacinderease : This is very important conversation that we need to have. I am committed to establishing a working group to discuss this issue and we will try to fulfill our promises to the communidy. As you know I am totally committed to getting children out of poverdyand a warm dry home you will agree is essential.

by Spanishbride November 19, 2017

Japinder

Japinder is this crazy hot, and super perfect girl that it's almost impossible to find one. You'd be damn lucky if you could ever meet her. If you could imagine what a perfect woman would be like, and she comes to life. That's who Japinder is. If you ever meet one, then don't ever let her go.

Bob - It's so hard to find Jesus.
Rob - Bro, it's harder to find Japinder.

by Crazyaboutjap November 22, 2021

Jacinderchangeable

When its time to give bad news to the New Zealand public someone is always Jacinderchangeable to be a stand-in or proxy.

We have to give bad news about covid make sure Chris Hipkins or Ashley Bloomfield are Jacinderchangeable

by Kiwidiggler March 20, 2022