Japinder 

Japinder is this crazy hot, and super perfect girl that it's almost impossible to find one. You'd be damn lucky if you could ever meet her. If you could imagine what a perfect woman would be like, and she comes to life. That's who Japinder is. If you ever meet one, then don't ever let her go.

Bob - It's so hard to find Jesus.
Rob - Bro, it's harder to find Japinder.

Japinder by Crazyaboutjap November 22, 2021

Jaspinder 

Is a Indian Beauty! A Jaspinder is a goddess worrier that knows how to get what she wants! Gives no shit about haters. Only one way for this Indian beauty, and that’s the way to success. She’s a hot bitch with a sweet attitude! If u see a Jaspiner, u stay on her good side!

Ellen: Minzy, I don’t think I can do it! There is nooo wayyy I will get the job
Minzy: U DUMB FUCK, can u start feeling Jaspinder about your self?!!

Jaspinder by Moonisalwaysfull October 15, 2019

Japander 

Japander: n.,& v.t.
1. a western star who uses his or her fame to make large sums of money in a short time by advertising products in Japan that they would probably never use. (see synecure or prostitute).
2. to make an ass of oneself in Japanese media.

Brad Pitt is a japander for Edwin jeans.

Japander by Morgan Jordan May 17, 2006

Jatinder

Jatinder, slender primate known for his exceptional sexy facial features. He is a man of many talents. You would be very lucky to have a jatinder in your life. He is as unique as his name wether it be wippin curry in a hurry or pleasing his female mate he will never disappoint. Often confused for Thor he takes his role as gods gift to this earth rather serious, bettering every life he touches.

Carole : Woah! I woke up so happy today.
Nigel : you must have been graced with Jatinder's presence

Jatinder by LondonRu February 3, 2013

jatinder

a very nice and caring person who will eat jacket potatoes every day

oh look its a jatinder!

jatinder by pennythephattie October 3, 2020

Jatinder

The Indian version of tinder

Friend 1:yo I swiped right on jatinder so many times puth

Jatinder by Drake12345678 May 15, 2018

Jacinderease 

The language of obfuscation:
Words that make an answer, vague, unclear, unintelligible or that avoid answering the question altogether.
Jacinderese is a language easily learned as it is full of bumper sticker slogans. The secret to speaking fluent Jacinderease is to have a relentlessly positive tone when speaking.

Please tell us Prime Minister how you are going to meet your government's target to build 25 houses a day?

Jacinderease : This is very important conversation that we need to have. I am committed to establishing a working group to discuss this issue and we will try to fulfill our promises to the communidy. As you know I am totally committed to getting children out of poverdyand a warm dry home you will agree is essential.

Jacinderease by Spanishbride November 19, 2017