jaffad

If someone becomes "jaffad" they have had a jaffa cake shoved up their bum.

person 1: "lets put a jaffa cake in his anus!"
Person 2: "aaah! there's a jaffa cake in my bum!"
Therefore, Person 2 has been jaffad.

jaffad by annie_bpants January 31, 2007

Jaffasexual 

When a Jaffa is romatically or sexually attracted to another Jaffa. Often occurs in a polyamorie, containing 3 Jaffas.

Jaffa: Did you see Jaffa yesterday? I really want to make out now.

Jaffa: You're... also Jaffasexual? :flushed:

Jaffa(but in blue): We all could just- ...make out together? :flushed:

jaffa: :flushed:
Jaffa: :flushed:

Jaffasexual by Anna-senpai August 23, 2020

Half a Jaffa 

Someone, usually from the north of Ireland, who has one Catholic parent and one Protestant parent. Meaning they are half orange

Did you know Johnny was half a jaffa?
His da's in the ra but his mum's an orangewoman

Half a Jaffa by TPitbull November 3, 2010

jaffa baby 

A red haired baby with brown skin. The potential offspring comprised from a red haired parent and one brown skinned parent.

'Hey Jane, what will happen when you and John have kids.... he's a red head and you have brown skin.... what happens if the babies have red hair and brown skin?' inquired Julie

'If that happens, the jaffa baby will be drowned in a bucket' replied Jane

jaffa baby by arther8183 June 30, 2011

Jaffa Nips

Nipples that are shaped like Jaffa cakes that are similer to size shape and colour as Jaffa cakes

"God That Girl Has Big Jaffa Nips"

Jaffa Nips by Mazzbee January 27, 2009

jaffa cakes 

A small round cake (not biscuit, as biscuits have vat) with orange squishystuff and chocolate on top. Coverted by small children who refuse point blank to eat the cake and just eat the top >_<

hmmm i sure could eat some jaffa cakes...but the damn kids ate them all!

jaffa cakes by Hanny May 13, 2005

jaffaholic 

One that is addicted to Jaffa Cakes.

Signs of being a Jaffaholic:

1.) Ever feeling the need to Cut down Jaffa Cake Consumption.
2.) Ever being Annoyed by someone criticizing your Jaffa Cake consumption.
3.) Ever feeling Guilty about eating Jaffa Cakes
4.) Ever feeling like you need an Eye Opener Jaffa Cake to steady your nerves.

Effects include heavy weight gain, destruction of social lives and withdrawl symptoms.

Mary claimed she "only ate socially", but in fact she would often curl up at the bus station with 5 or 6 boxes of Jaffa Cakes, devouring them in the space of 15 minutes. She would then struggle home.

She soon came to realise that she was a jaffaholic.

jaffaholic by Your Uncle Cordelia October 8, 2006