jaepil
hawaiian dorkus who is hot rite now. one glimpse at him and you will think that you are surfing the waves of hawaii with the hottest babes. you will hurt your eyes just looking at him.
i wish i was jaepil.
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Jaeilah
Jaeilah is usually light skin and has a resting bitch face but after you talk to her she’s very fun to hang around. She’s athletic and like challenges and is the type of person that carries her heart on her shoulder. She puts others feelings before herself. She has a big heart and ends up getting hurt at the end of it because she cares too much. Jaeilah is the girl who is loyal in any relationship. She’s sweet, intelligent, loyal, kind, beautiful, caring, and always has a smile on her face. She is always positive in any situation and doesn’t like any drama. She the one who will be successful in life no matter what crosses her way.
Jaeilah by To express someone who cares November 5, 2017
Jappili
Japildo
A male dildo used primarily on the japeye (visible part of the male urethra) and enjoyed by 87% of the male population (COSMO Poll: March 2007 Japildo Craze Sweeps Nation). A japildo can be described as a thin streamlined object to be used for the purpose of ecstactic pleasuring of the inside of the penis by a rapid relentless thrusting motion to achieve ultimate sexual climax without your girlfriend ever needing to know! ;)
The history of the japildo goes back to the rule of Henry VIII. Frustration at the lack of a male heir to carry on the dynasty left Henry disappointed and aroused so he sent envoys to the court of King Francis I of France. A committee was to decide the fate of Henry's massive throbbing erection. The decision was final, a new instrument was to be invented, the holy right honourable japildo ordained on papal order by Pope Clement VII. This sexual revolution solved the deep malaise infecting Henry's heart and mind instead of beheading his wives the King would spend many joyous days furiously thrusting his holy japildo deep into his defiant throb-on and the Kingdom of England went through a golden age of prosperity and economic development. The japildo has been lost to the world due to the ravages of time and the sexual desires of history's greatest leaders. It was last seen pleasuring the japeye of Akbar the Great Emperor of the Mughal Court of Hindustan but has since vanished.
The history of the japildo goes back to the rule of Henry VIII. Frustration at the lack of a male heir to carry on the dynasty left Henry disappointed and aroused so he sent envoys to the court of King Francis I of France. A committee was to decide the fate of Henry's massive throbbing erection. The decision was final, a new instrument was to be invented, the holy right honourable japildo ordained on papal order by Pope Clement VII. This sexual revolution solved the deep malaise infecting Henry's heart and mind instead of beheading his wives the King would spend many joyous days furiously thrusting his holy japildo deep into his defiant throb-on and the Kingdom of England went through a golden age of prosperity and economic development. The japildo has been lost to the world due to the ravages of time and the sexual desires of history's greatest leaders. It was last seen pleasuring the japeye of Akbar the Great Emperor of the Mughal Court of Hindustan but has since vanished.
Chuck: Hey Chad do you think I can get this barbed wire all the way down my jap's eye??
Chad: Like totally dude I've seen my dad do it with my moms dildo it looks freaking awesome!
Mohinder: Thats a sick idea! Lets give Corey a ring and propose a lads night in japildo style!!!
A kitten used a mitten as a japildo on a cold blustery winters day.
Brad: Hey you heard that Carl Thomas Peters Jackson broke up with his girlfriend and now he spends all day violently cranking and using his brand new throbbing golden japildo?
Jesse: Freaking awesome dude!
Got women troubles? Tired of their whining and incessant nagging? Well look no further we have the answer for you! The Japildo 3000 comes as standard with 27 settings, adjustable 1-24 inch shaft, expanding girth to fit all your lonesome sexual needs, intense vibration, thrusting capacity with speeds upto 700mph. No need to buy them breakfast just batteries!
Chad: Like totally dude I've seen my dad do it with my moms dildo it looks freaking awesome!
Mohinder: Thats a sick idea! Lets give Corey a ring and propose a lads night in japildo style!!!
A kitten used a mitten as a japildo on a cold blustery winters day.
Brad: Hey you heard that Carl Thomas Peters Jackson broke up with his girlfriend and now he spends all day violently cranking and using his brand new throbbing golden japildo?
Jesse: Freaking awesome dude!
Got women troubles? Tired of their whining and incessant nagging? Well look no further we have the answer for you! The Japildo 3000 comes as standard with 27 settings, adjustable 1-24 inch shaft, expanding girth to fit all your lonesome sexual needs, intense vibration, thrusting capacity with speeds upto 700mph. No need to buy them breakfast just batteries!
Japildo by Malcom McCroat December 5, 2009
Joepill
The Joepill/Joepilled is essentially when you feel as neutral on situations across your life and in certain scenarios with women to put it blunt.
With women or men only talking to you for only to use you as someone to vent to and talk to but not entirely using you up. Finding out about particular information on someone you used to know. And having a honest reaction to some new news that you wouldn't of heard before.
This example is most occurrent with the person who is Joepilled, listens to music in the mean time and is neutral on terms with the information they have received in order to cope. They're not usually incels but one who is on the urge to not entirely become one.
It is not what they wanted or what they would've expected but they would need to come on with terms and just adjust moving on with themselves.
Joepill can be used for almost a lot of occurrences in life.
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With women or men only talking to you for only to use you as someone to vent to and talk to but not entirely using you up. Finding out about particular information on someone you used to know. And having a honest reaction to some new news that you wouldn't of heard before.
This example is most occurrent with the person who is Joepilled, listens to music in the mean time and is neutral on terms with the information they have received in order to cope. They're not usually incels but one who is on the urge to not entirely become one.
It is not what they wanted or what they would've expected but they would need to come on with terms and just adjust moving on with themselves.
Joepill can be used for almost a lot of occurrences in life.
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jaevilyn
jaevilyn by lovergirlshit July 28, 2023
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No Surprises Wedding
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This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
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Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023
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ulzzang
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
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EBK
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