jadenep 

the real best homestuck ship. involves jade harley and nepeta leijon, and is also known as "Olive Garden"

person a: "do you like jadenep"
person b: "hell yeah i love yuri"

jadenep by fefetasprite3833 November 28, 2023

jadenexual 

Someone who is in love with Jaden Isaiah Hossler

“Myiesha whats your sexuality?”

“Oh I’m jadenexual”

jadenexual by Marie hossler January 7, 2021

Jadene 

Usually an Italian or Black chick from the New York/New Jersey area that moves to the South. Keeps her attitude, thick accent and can be heard from across the neighborhood.

That Jadene sure was giving the sales clerk a hard time.

Jadene by rockindancer February 5, 2010

Jadene 

Is a short girl but don’t worry good things come in small packages, she is fun to be around and is smart but not a nerd. She is very chatty and loves telling stories, make sure you listen to her stories otherwise she will not be impressed. Both boys and girls love her boobs, they were built for motorboating. She is a world class sister and always hangs out with really awesome people. One of the nicest people you will meet and has crazy eyebrows that seem to have a mind of their own.

You felt Jadene's boobs? They looked pretty good, are they real?

Are they built for speed or comfort?

What'd you do with them? Motorboat? You play the motorboat?

You motorboating son of a bitch! You old sailor you!

Jadene by grumpdwarf June 8, 2010

Jadene 

Jadene - beautiful, charismatic, fun, always cracking jokes. lose her, lose a big part of your life. She has lovely eyes, amazing hair and is a great best friend.

It's jadeneeeeee

Jadene by Bella_18 March 15, 2013

Jadened 

if you piss off someone enough they will get jadened. They through fits and usually scream "STOP!"as loud as they can get you in trouble. They threaten to do shit they don't have the power or body mass to do.

Highschooler: I made that fag in first grade jadened.
First Grader: STOP!!! I'll kick your ass

Jadened by BiggieDanny May 17, 2018

Jadeness 

Someone who throws low blows at the right time. That has a smart ass comment.

What time is it?
Time for you to get a watch sike naw its 4:20
Damn jadeness

Jadeness by R.Mcfly July 10, 2019