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if you piss off someone enough they will get jadened. They through fits and usually scream "STOP!"as loud as they can get you in trouble. They threaten to do shit they don't have the power or body mass to do.
Highschooler: I made that fag in first grade jadened.
First Grader: STOP!!! I'll kick your ass
Jadened by BiggieDanny May 17, 2018
to hit on a girl, and right before you are about to make your final move, you find out she has a boyfriend.
Wow I really like that girl...but she just told me her boyfriend is a quarterback for the NFL.
Ouch, you just got Jarened.
jarened by rainmakeralan March 18, 2009
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jadenexual 

Someone who is in love with Jaden Isaiah Hossler
“Myiesha whats your sexuality?”

“Oh I’m jadenexual”
jadenexual by Marie hossler January 7, 2021
Usually an Italian or Black chick from the New York/New Jersey area that moves to the South. Keeps her attitude, thick accent and can be heard from across the neighborhood.
That Jadene sure was giving the sales clerk a hard time.
Jadene by rockindancer February 5, 2010
Is a short girl but don’t worry good things come in small packages, she is fun to be around and is smart but not a nerd. She is very chatty and loves telling stories, make sure you listen to her stories otherwise she will not be impressed. Both boys and girls love her boobs, they were built for motorboating. She is a world class sister and always hangs out with really awesome people. One of the nicest people you will meet and has crazy eyebrows that seem to have a mind of their own.
You felt Jadene's boobs? They looked pretty good, are they real?

Are they built for speed or comfort?

What'd you do with them? Motorboat? You play the motorboat?

You motorboating son of a bitch! You old sailor you!
Jadene by grumpdwarf June 8, 2010
Jadene - beautiful, charismatic, fun, always cracking jokes. lose her, lose a big part of your life. She has lovely eyes, amazing hair and is a great best friend.
It's jadeneeeeee
Jadene by Bella_18 March 15, 2013

Jaidened 

1.)To exponentially fuck up something
2.) To get fucked up by someone
Dang I just got Jaidened
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Ajumma wait a moment
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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