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jacksonated 

if you've always been listening to rock or for example any other genre and never liked/listened to pop or paid much attention to it and when you've heard Michael Jackson's songs you loved them all right away...well, then you've been JACKSONATED!

Michael Jackson's music has touched different cultures, tastes, races,... so if you're one of those people you've been JACKSONATED!

It's true Michael has passed away on June 25th, but through his music he'll live FOREVER!
RIP, MJ. Thank you for everything you gave us!
Michael Jackson's music has touched different cultures, tastes, races, so if you're one of those people you've been JACKSONATED!
jacksonated by xxvampirequeen October 5, 2009

jack squat 

Nothing, zero, zilch, nada, shit all. Possibly a short, fat man.
"I came out of that deal with jack squat."
"Here comes that prick, Jack Squat."
jack squat by chico del nacho September 19, 2003

Jacksonated 

Vaccinated against cynical and malignant apathy for your fellow human being.
I was Jacksonated yesterday so I'm ready to to others.
Jacksonated by PY Love and Peace October 24, 2012

janksquad 

A term for something that is bad, gross, or generally unpleasant.
"Just forget about that girl, man, she's so janksquad!" -Mr. Henry
janksquad by jonathanthewalrus January 30, 2016
v. After defeating your opponents in battle, rendering them helpless on the ground, the act of squatting on their face multiple times with your sweaty ball sack exposed until they dry heave or vomit.
"That was an awesome fight yesterday!" Dude, you fuckin' crushed him!"

Damn straight! Did you see how many times I sacksquatted his ugly mug! Muthafucka!"
sacksquat by Clamsteak March 4, 2011

jack squat 

I didn't win jack squat when i went to Las Vegas last weekend.
jack squat by Natalie September 20, 2003
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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