jacksquat

a person who is annoying and will take your things

Why are you such a jacksquat?

by vanquishzz May 13, 2018

jacksonated

if you've always been listening to rock or for example any other genre and never liked/listened to pop or paid much attention to it and when you've heard Michael Jackson's songs you loved them all right away...well, then you've been JACKSONATED!

Michael Jackson's music has touched different cultures, tastes, races,... so if you're one of those people you've been JACKSONATED!

It's true Michael has passed away on June 25th, but through his music he'll live FOREVER!
RIP, MJ. Thank you for everything you gave us!

Michael Jackson's music has touched different cultures, tastes, races, so if you're one of those people you've been JACKSONATED!

by xxvampirequeen October 5, 2009

jack squat

Nothing, zero, zilch, nada, shit all. Possibly a short, fat man.

"I came out of that deal with jack squat."
"Here comes that prick, Jack Squat."

by chico del nacho September 19, 2003

Jacksonated

Vaccinated against cynical and malignant apathy for your fellow human being.

I was Jacksonated yesterday so I'm ready to to others.

by PY Love and Peace October 24, 2012

janksquad

A term for something that is bad, gross, or generally unpleasant.

"Just forget about that girl, man, she's so janksquad!" -Mr. Henry

by jonathanthewalrus January 30, 2016

sacksquat

v. After defeating your opponents in battle, rendering them helpless on the ground, the act of squatting on their face multiple times with your sweaty ball sack exposed until they dry heave or vomit.

"That was an awesome fight yesterday!" Dude, you fuckin' crushed him!"

Damn straight! Did you see how many times I sacksquatted his ugly mug! Muthafucka!"

by Clamsteak March 4, 2011

jack squat

absolutely nothing

I didn't win jack squat when i went to Las Vegas last weekend.

by Natalie September 20, 2003