jackhawks

a retard without a life that tries to fuck anyone and everyone

oh "jackhawks" what was that for

by MrMan2100 September 8, 2017

jackhawk

having sex well you are driving backwards in a car

i got in a cazy car crash well jackhawking my girl last night

by cvrt ops June 23, 2010

Jayhawks

the best college mascot that exsists. a mythological bird best known for killing its opponents in basketball.

Kansas Jayhawks vs. Nebraska Cornhuskers
January 21, 2006
94-54, Jayhawks

Kansas Jayhawks vs. Kentucky Wildcats
January 7, 2006
73-46, Jayhawks

by TheKansasJayhawk April 24, 2006

kansas jayhawks

best basketball team in the NCAAA.

Do you remember when Duke got killed by the Kansas Jayhawks.

by rockchalkjayhawk April 26, 2006

Kansas Jayhawks

Division 1 Collegiate mascot best known for their storied Basketball program. The term JAYHAWK originated during the border war between Kansas and Missouri starting around 1854. The pro slave state Missouri would often send militias that referred to themselves as "Border Ruffians" into Kansas and particularly into Lawrence Kansas, to murder, burn, rape and pillage. The "Jayhawks" were the Kansas faction that fought back against slavery and pushed the racist Missouri Ruffians back into their pro slavery state. The unofficial leader of the Jayhawks at that time was John Brown, the Missouri unofficial leader was William Quantrill. For more information on the atrocities of Quantrill, look up "Quantrill's Raid," "Missouri Kansas Border war."

The Kansas Jayhawks have 173 wins vs Missouri's 95 wins in head to head play IN MEN'S COLLEGE BASKETBALL. Kansas has 47 tournament appearances with 15 final fours. Missouri has 26 tournament appearances with 0 final fours in school history. Missouri ranks third in the nation with most appearances in the NCAA tournament without ever reaching the final four.

by border warrior January 28, 2019

jockhawk

Kind of Mohawk worn by a jock. Most commonly a soccer player. Shaved sides, usually not very tall, and wider then normal mohawks, 3-4 inches wide. Maybe an inch long on top, rest of head completely shaven. It is a completely rad hair style.

Soccer player 1: yo man im tired of my stupid hair

soccer player 2: hey! get a jockhawk!

soccer player 1: good idea!

by Tyler Butler August 30, 2005

Kansas Jayhawks

A bunch of cocky bastards who think they'll win the NCAA Basketball championship every year, even though they only win it once in a blue moon.

KU fan: "KU IS GONNA WIN THE BASKETBALL CHAMPIONSHIP AGAIN!!!!!"
Non-KU fan: "You say that every year. You'll probably lose in the first or second round again."
KU fan: "Shut up meanie!!!!"
Non-KU fan: "Aww, is someone being a cocky son of a bitch again?"
KU fan: "Yes! KANSAS JAYHAWKS RULE!"

by secretperson862 January 1, 2011