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kansas jayhawks

best basketball team in the NCAAA.
Do you remember when Duke got killed by the Kansas Jayhawks.

Kansas Jayhawks

Division 1 Collegiate mascot best known for their storied Basketball program. The term JAYHAWK originated during the border war between Kansas and Missouri starting around 1854. The pro slave state Missouri would often send militias that referred to themselves as "Border Ruffians" into Kansas and particularly into Lawrence Kansas, to murder, burn, rape and pillage. The "Jayhawks" were the Kansas faction that fought back against slavery and pushed the racist Missouri Ruffians back into their pro slavery state. The unofficial leader of the Jayhawks at that time was John Brown, the Missouri unofficial leader was William Quantrill. For more information on the atrocities of Quantrill, look up "Quantrill's Raid," "Missouri Kansas Border war."
The Kansas Jayhawks have 173 wins vs Missouri's 95 wins in head to head play IN MEN'S COLLEGE BASKETBALL. Kansas has 47 tournament appearances with 15 final fours. Missouri has 26 tournament appearances with 0 final fours in school history. Missouri ranks third in the nation with most appearances in the NCAA tournament without ever reaching the final four.
Kansas Jayhawks by border warrior January 28, 2019

Kansas Jayhawks

A bunch of cocky bastards who think they'll win the NCAA Basketball championship every year, even though they only win it once in a blue moon.
KU fan: "KU IS GONNA WIN THE BASKETBALL CHAMPIONSHIP AGAIN!!!!!"
Non-KU fan: "You say that every year. You'll probably lose in the first or second round again."
KU fan: "Shut up meanie!!!!"
Non-KU fan: "Aww, is someone being a cocky son of a bitch again?"
KU fan: "Yes! KANSAS JAYHAWKS RULE!"
Kansas Jayhawks by secretperson862 January 1, 2011

Kansas Jayhawks

The worst college on the face of the earth. Their fans are scumbags who think they are so great but if you look at them they are just a bunch of cousin fucking redneck hicks.
The Kansas Jayhawks have failed to become anything
Kansas Jayhawks by Ikehylt October 25, 2016

kansas jayhawks

The luckiest bastards in the history of college basketball.
Did you see the 08' tournament? Yeah, what a joke, the Kansas Jayhawks won.
kansas jayhawks by A. Dizzle April 7, 2008
a jayhawk is a fictional bird based on non-fictional occurences. jayhawkers were kansan's during the civil war who would go to missouri and steal back slaves for their freedom. this resulted in much blood shed and the eventual burning down of the city of Lawrence. the University of Kansas in Lawrence now has the nickname the Kansas Jayhawks which are one of the best basketball teams every year. go jayhawks
the missouri tiger cried the day the famous jayhawk kirk hinrich sank a 25 foot three pointer to beat missouri in columbia, mizzou
Jayhawk by mack daddy May 20, 2003
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